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[Holliday 3000]

He needs RIP

 

[The Cuntess]

Hi Teggie

 

[The Cuntess]

Reggie*

 

[The Cuntess]

Hi everyone

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Hi Guntess

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

*Cuntess

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

How many of you can change a toiler's flushing mechanism>

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

How many of you can change a toilet's flushing mechanism?

 

[jack]

I've done that.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

It's the kind of thing that's definitely simpler than it looks, but you still need to pay attention to some details, most notably the seals

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Or gaskets, whateve

 

[Holliday 3000]

I replaced a break light bulb today.

 

[Frood]

If I've never done something before I search engine it and/or ask somebody who knows what not to do, then the job typically gets done.

 

[Frood]

I ordered a huge lock picking training pack off Amazon to teach my youngest. Also a knot tying kit.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@Holliday 3000 how many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

[jack]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

At the first attempt the damn thing was leaking

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I had to take it all apart again and use the old plastic nut instead of the one that came with the new assembly. Then the gasket sat flush against the reservoir tank

 

[Holliday 3000]

@THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®© 2 - one to stand on the other's shoulders, and one to switch out the bulb.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[Holliday 3000]

Wait, I wrote that wrong...it's one for the other to stand on their shoulders, and the other to switch out the bulb. I'll tell you though, it was a perfect height for a midget to do the job.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

If you had 3 more midgets and a table, you could do it right

 

[Frood]

I'd use the midget's oily skin as a makeshift gasket....

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Are you guys making fun of midgets again? @jack can't help it he's tiny.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Now some gals will prefer a midget....just not Jacklyn:

 

[Admin.]

I replaced a gasket type seal in my vacuum the other day. I was sure I was going to crack the plastic canister, but I didn't.

 

[jack]

@THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®© I had to replace the whole plunger and ballcock, and I forgot to seal the gaskets poroperly, so there was quite a learning curve there. And YES you faggots it's called a ballcock.

 

[jack]

@THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®© I had to replace the whole plunger and ballcock, and I forgot to seal the gaskets properly, so there was quite a learning curve there. And YES you faggots it's called a ballcock.