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[realgrimm]

Not clean as your pungent secreations will just spoil the mood

 

[realgrimm]

Not clean though, as your pungent secreations will just spoil the mood

 

[Murdock]

I just scrubbed my crack with a swedish loofa w/ handles

 

[Murdock]

I saved everything first… and then went in with exfoliants herbs and the entire shabang

 

[Murdock]

I smell mediocre now, which is quite satisfactory

 

[Murdock]

and now my $5k dog is kicking $359 worth of lotion off my ankle…

 

[Murdock]

licking like he hasn’t had water since I stepped into the bath matt

 

[Murdock]

I just can’t understand why he is being so aggressive about it bubbling my heel and all ooh my goodness

 

[Murdock]

invigorating… especially since I turned left off sunsent this evening just for shits and giggles

 

[The Associate]

^^ I don't know what the fuck that was SUPPOSED to be, but it's an AWESOME appetite suppressant.

 

[X]

Food cause you’re broke and can’t afford food

 

[X]

Good cause you’re broke and can’t afford food

 

[Frood]

The Associate needs to learn how to cook and buy seasonal.

 

[Frood]

Once one gets the basic essentials over time when they're on special, it's a snow ball effect to affordability, and one can eat well for under 40 bucks a week.... or 20 if you go vegan or vegetarian.

 

[LotusBud]

@Murdock. Hola. I don't understand your posts. But I'm low rent, so I guess that's why.

 

[LotusBud]

Oh, lord. I am here with Frood. The dumbest ass at BF. Hey, @Frood. I've been in Portugal for 7+ years now. What was it you said to me? Do yuo remember?

 

[LotusBud]

Hahahahaaaaa. @Frood ran away. I think I scare him.

 

[LotusBud]

When I moved to Portugal in July 2019, Frood hassled me for months telling me what an idiot I was and how I would go running back to the US within 2 to 3 years. He said it repeatedly, and bragged incessently about his many passports. He is such a tool.

 

[LotusBud]

Also, a couple of you MAGAts went on and on about how I was moving to a "white" country. Shows how little they know about Portugal.

 

[Frood]

Locustbug's steel wool snatch pad scares me...

 

[Alticus]

Good Morning guys.

 

[LotusBud]

Bom dia.

 

[Frood]

Eat shit, Locustbug... you absolute cockroach...

 

[Weeg]

Mornin Alty Frood and Lotus

 

[Alticus]

Right back at you Weegster!

 

[Weeg]

Hows yoor morning going? I need FOOD!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

First church, then Chinese, Weeg.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

HI FREEEEEENDS OF THE RENNNDICID

 

[Weeg]

@Alfred E. Neutrump thats tomorrow!

 

[Weeg]

@THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®© RANCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAXZZZZZ up old freend?