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[jack]

I hate that. How old is he, Iggy

 

[Iggy McLulz]

3

 

[jack]

omg, My condolences. Whats his favorite thing Garmmy does?

 

[jack]

omg, My condolences. Whats his favorite thing Grammy does?

 

[Fredricka]

Jack stop lying about the car just to compete with my convertible

 

[Fredricka]

Youre just embarrassing yourself and that car is very ordinary unlike mine

 

[jack]

I already got my car. You have yet to get yours, so stop competing with me with your imaginary ride.

 

[jack]

I could sell that car for 4 times what I paid for it exhaling.

 

[Admin.]

Hey Fred Ricky, can your convertible go 0-60 in 1.9 seconds like the car I'm pretending to buy?

 

[Fredricka]

You never even mentioned that old banger till i said about my snazzy car

 

[jack]

and that car is anything but ordinary.

 

[Fredricka]

Admin, the roof comes

 

[jack]

I just bought it two days ago, moron. Man you jelly

 

[Fredricka]

Down and its white

 

[Fredricka]

Its very sleek unlike jacks tin can

 

[jack]

This is like talking to Prowler now with her.

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

Sorry @Iggy McLulz as you see, Fred is jelly and an attention whore.

 

[Fredricka]

Except ill have the wind in my hair

 

[jack]

I talk about my new ride and look at how she flounces into tears.

 

[Admin.]

Hey Iggy, I think my son was about 3 when his Grandma Mom and I were taking him inside a big box store, he just started shrieking and crying....I took him back out to the car to let him calm down....I got all kinds of dirty judgmental looks from other shoppers thinking I must be a horrible dad....it was just that one time episode, no idea what set him off...but something sure did.

 

[jack]

 

[Fredricka]

Jack you tried to one up me and failed

 

[Fredricka]

Whats a grandma mom ,admin? Sounds incestuous

 

[jack]

I did one up you. You're waving thoe tiny fists and screaming with jealousy.

 

[jack]

I did one up you. You're waving those tiny fists and screaming with jealousy.

 

[Admin.]

My imaginary Czinger is also a convertible, here look!

 

[Iggy McLulz]

@jack we have little dance parties he loves Machine Gun Kelly, The Violent Femmes, Korn, Twisted Sister.

 

[Fredricka]

Anyway, wow, kid cries in shop. Big deal

 

[jack]

where's your ride?