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[Fredricka]

I read u get back from work at 3am and do the school run, its that right there

 

[Fredricka]

Why is jack telling everyone to kts?

 

[X]

I had to go to the dollar store for rubber gloves

 

[Admin.]

Imagine carrying a 40 pound kettlebell around all day.

 

[jack]

Yea admin, thats how much her ass weighs

 

[jack]

 

[X]

I bet the countess has some heaVY farts, the kind you can taste ffs

 

[jack]

 

[The Cuntess]

@Fredricka I’ve been working this shift for years. This fatigue just started

 

[The Cuntess]

X, does the thought of me farting turn u on?

 

[The Cuntess]

You need help, sir

 

[jack]

and when she sharts, look the fuck out

 

[X]

The price of groceries is through the roof, the price of gas? Forget about it but one thing remains the same .. the cost of S’inTFU!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Perimenapause?

 

[X]

It’s the BEANS and rice

 

[jack]

"menopause"

 

[jack]

She's a meaner beaner

 

[The Cuntess]

@Fredricka I hate to think that but it probably is

 

[X]

Cuntess, did you know if you bend your head all the way to my chest n

 

[The Cuntess]

There’s a test you can take to see

 

[jack]

LOL at Fred frantically looking it up to try to prove me wrong.

 

[X]

*all the way to my chin you’d get the fuck outta my face

 

[X]

 

[X]

Fredricka is now under my wing and protection

 

[Fredricka]

I dont have much problem with it yet, im still waiting, its coming though

 

[X]

So it has been written

 

[jack]

So it shall be

 

[Fredricka]

Yeah jack, x is my toerag again

 

[X]

I’m drinked and took a bunch of shit from my garden today now I’m gunna make something

 

[X]

Awwwwww… did you see that, she called me toerag