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[Adam Hitler]

Fucking hell man. Sounds like you need a drink

 

[Adam Hitler]

Go pet your kitteh

 

[Adam Hitler]

That should make you feel better

 

[Adam Hitler]

You're losing your marbles Mizz Lotustein...

OK, Baby Hitler.

Don't call me baby, I'm not your baby!

Besides, you're a married woman and a tad on the "mature" side for me.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Hey X, if you wanna die, come down to Brazoo, I'll take you for a stroll around some favelas. At least it'll be a thrilling death.

 

[Blazor]

LOL he's 33 pounds of fluff (: I fucking LOVE 'em, his smell his assholey ways ...ha ha ha he's my beast

GAWDAMN!!!

I missed the pic, you always remove pics too fast.

 

[Blazor]

I thought you said you love his smelly asshole for a second then

HAHAHa, thats what I read at first too!

 

[Blazor]

I used to be afraid of death, at this point I would welcome it

I am no longer afraid of death either.

 

[Blazor]

Fucking hell man. Sounds like you need a drink

I dont, I have drank 2 1/2 liters of bourbon and then a case of beer in the past 2 weeks, and it wasnt shitty watered down beer either lol.

 

[X]

I wish I could spill, I can't with my irl friends, they all know something is up but I can't, I need to let it out

 

[Adam Hitler]

LOL he's 33 pounds of fluff (: I fucking LOVE 'em, his smell his assholey ways ...ha ha ha he's my beast

GAWDAMN!!!

I missed the pic, you always remove pics too fast.

A ginger chonk dressed in a blue jumper if I recall.

 

[Blazor]

I wish I could spill, I can't with my irl friends, they all know something is up but I can't, I need to let it out

If you was closer, we would drink my friend, and I would let you cry on my shoulder.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

That's why I no longer have IRL friends. They're trouble. Always asking for something. Money, advice, tools, heimlich maneuvers, blargh.

 

[Blazor]

LOL he's 33 pounds of fluff (: I fucking LOVE 'em, his smell his assholey ways ...ha ha ha he's my beast

GAWDAMN!!!

I missed the pic, you always remove pics too fast.

A ginger chonk dressed in a blue jumper if I recall.

At least it wasnt a pink jumper lol.

 

[Seamajor]

That's why I no longer have IRL friends. They're trouble. Always asking for something. Money, advice, tools, heimlich maneuvers, blargh.

I wish I had half the money I lended to flakes, not to mention tools.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

That's why I no longer have IRL friends. They're trouble. Always asking for something. Money, advice, tools, heimlich maneuvers, blargh.

I wish I had half the money I lended to flakes, not to mention tools.

Now I only help strangers I see pushing recyclable's carts around.

I've come to the conclusion that they're the only ones on the streets who deserve to be helped.

 

[LotusBud]

You don't have any rl friends? That's not healthy.

 

[LotusBud]

@X fuck the siblings. Sometimes family stuff is too much. Find friends who get you.

 

[Seamajor]

That's why I no longer have IRL friends. They're trouble. Always asking for something. Money, advice, tools, heimlich maneuvers, blargh.

I wish I had half the money I lended to flakes, not to mention tools.

Now I only help strangers I see pushing recyclable's carts around.

I've come to the conclusion that they're the only ones on the streets who deserve to be helped.

Those folks work hard. I save what I can for them.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

People like you are my real friends these days, Lotus.

 

[The Cuntess]

I’m a cancer lol

 

[The Cuntess]

Family will be the first to fuck you over

 

[The Cuntess]

Loads of people in real life are fake. The church folks in my life get on my nerves. Telling people how to worship God.

 

[The Cuntess]

Like cuz I’m not falling down and fainting when they touch my head, I don’t worship God properly

 

[The Cuntess]

It’s causing issues in my marriage too

 

[The Cuntess]

I’m about to go have an affair lol

 

[The Cuntess]

J/k

 

[MANCID RILKO]

ROFLMAO you guys have those "exorcism" bs over there too, Flea?

 

[Seamajor]

Marriage is a challange

 

[MANCID RILKO]

It's all too common here. Still, better than the voodoo fuckers who will kill children in dark magic rituals.