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@Blazor you bastard. Get on the piss…it’s Friday arvo here! Wooooooooooh! :Whooot:

I was already in bed cranking one out around the time you posted this lol. Its Friday morning here now, 11am.

Tonight is the Christmas parade, I might go. Also my other friend wanted me to meet up with him for his birthday tonight, check out a band.
 
I felt naughty in the tub at an early age. Sticking my dick in the shampoo bottle lol. Til my dick got too big, and I also learned soap in the pee hole stings hahaha
 
Even use to take the cup that you rinse the tub with, and cover my dick region, and piss in it lol.
 
I did freaky things as early as age 4, and didnt understand them til later in life lol
 
Im not a perv, just kinky lol. I had horny emotions early on before ever understanding them
 
Was no internet back then SSS, only Frederick's of Hollywood magazines lol. Oh, and most clothing mags, the lingerie was ALWAYS after the shoes!!! lol