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[Adam Hitler]

so he aint got any room to talk

 

[Adam Hitler]

the blue M3 around 8 mins is the colour I'd go for

 

[X]

I dunno if I'd be brave enough to drive a car that colour, although it does look good and not a gay/girlie pink

ha ha you an shmaps kissing in the wind ahahahahahahahahaa

 

[X]

I'd rather drive a Pinto

 

[X]

fucking car that looks like a canary ... WHY ???

 

[Adam Hitler]

X if you dont like that Sao Paulo yellowe M3 you're quite literally a homosexual

 

[Adam Hitler]

How about one emblazoned with BLM slogans? Would that be better?

 

[X]

yours has a dildo as a hood ornament

 

[Adam Hitler]

thats a bit fancy, dont you have a jacket in that colour?

 

[Adam Hitler]

for when you're doing your Saturday night fever routine

 

[X]

yes

 

[X]

you should refine yourself, like me

 

[X]

be better than the average white citizen

 

[Blazor]

I got a good outfit lol, I won the 70's themed costume contest at the club lolol

 

[X]

IO look at you like a white black dood

 

[X]

with extra large nostrils ,,, like the jews for all the free air LOL

 

[LotusBud]

fuck all that and watch come BMW car porn

Not into car porn. Not into sex porn, either. I prefer actual sex.

Está de me deixando de pau duro, Lotus.

LMAO. Settle down, amigo.

Você tem uma bunda grande?

É médio. Não é plano, mas não é grande.

Meu amigo, do Brasileiros actually use você when asking a woman about her ass? You just don't bother with tu there?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

fuck all that and watch come BMW car porn

Not into car porn. Not into sex porn, either. I prefer actual sex.

Está de me deixando de pau duro, Lotus.

LMAO. Settle down, amigo.

Você tem uma bunda grande?

É médio. Não é plano, mas não é grande.

Meu amigo, do Brasileiros actually use você when asking a woman about her ass? You just don't bother with tu there?

Tu is used in some states, but here in Minas Gerais we use você more. People from São Paulo, Rio and the southern states use tu more.

But the plural "vós" is used by basically nobody nowadays.

 

[Adam Hitler]

X your brain is slowly decomposing

 

[Adam Hitler]

you're gonna be on Blandscape's level soon and posting random multi post gibberish to yourself in meltdown

 

[MANCID RILKO]

@LotusBud one thing that might be confusing to you there are words ending in -da or -do

Many situations where they are employed

First, -do as verb terminations, in the conditional form:

Se você tivesse recebido a carta, saberia o que aconteceu. (If you had received the letter, you'd know what happened"

Você teria se machucado se tivesse subido naquela árvore. (You'd have gotten hurt if you had climbed that tree) See how -do was used in both verbs?

Second, as a collective of something, but not all cases followed this rule.

Mulherada - a bunch of women

Macacada - a bunch of monkeys

Meninada - a bunch of kids

Usually in this case, the termination is always -da

Third, as when something is used as a weapon, when hitting somebody

Chicote - whip / Chicotada (a slash with a whip)
Cadeira - chair / Cadeirada (hit something with a chair)
Vara - stick / Varada (being hit with one)
Garrafa - bottle / garrafada (being hit with a bottle)

Usually you use verbs like give or take with them.

Ele levou uma cadeirada durante a briga. (He took a hit by a chair in the fight)

A mãe deu uma varada no filho birrento. (The mother gave a hit with a stick on the kid throwing a tantrum) although you might translate it without the "gave" to make it better.

As a food or drink prepared with something

Laranjada - orange juice
Limonada - lemon juice
Macarronada - spaghetti with meatballs and sauce
Goiabada - guava paste
Bananada - banana paste

And also when you describing an action

Pegada - the act of picking or grabbing something

batida - the act of hitting something (car crash - batida de carro)

gemido - a moaning sound

latido - a dog bark


And so on.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Bundascape is enlisting to fight against Ukraine

 

[MANCID RILKO]

But Putin said western faggots don't need to applu

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Hey Piss I made this for you haha sums you up perfectly, bet it confuses you

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Hey Piss I made this for you haha sums you up perfectly, bet it confuses you

 

[UncleDiLF]

I made tons of money today. LoL. I bought the dip last week. Sinxe yesterday i made 83K by selling stocks and crypto. Life is good. Thanks Putin and western sissys.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

LOLOLOLOL)OLOLOL

 

[UncleDiLF]

Trolololololo

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Good for you, Dilf

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I suggest getting all that money and getting a bunker under some desert now