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[Master Pu]

Lol

 

[Blazor]

THEN, my friend fucked shit up lol

 

[Master Pu]

Yea but not you

 

[Blazor]

He came over, being annoying, asking her if she needed a ride, and I kept telling him, she had one

 

[Master Pu]

Blame the booze

 

[Blazor]

So I finally pulled him away, we went outside, and he "wanted to see who she gettin a ride with"

 

[Blazor]

She came out, sat at a table outside, and one of the band members came out and sat with her

 

[Blazor]

My friend figured she was with him, but who knows, cause I highly doubt she would of danced the way she did on me in front of him playing lol

 

[Blazor]

Anyway, he started running his mouth, towards her

 

[Blazor]

THEN, this motherfucker, went to his nearby van, got a 4 foot inflatable green alien out, and came over with it!

 

[Blazor]

Said, This is my friend, and his mad at you, for giving us the cold shoulder!

 

[Master Pu]

Why

 

[Blazor]

I was like noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Master Pu]

Bad move

 

[Blazor]

Said some other shit, then took his alien to his van hahaha

 

[Blazor]

They went inside, and went out the side door, to avoid him

 

[Blazor]

Dude, he fucked me!!! FUCK!!!

 

[Blazor]

I had it in the bag!!!

 

[Master Pu]

Cock blocked man

 

[Blazor]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXACTLY!!!!! And the motherfucker is the one that talks cock blockin' all the damn time!!! Fuck!!!!

 

[Master Pu]

Green aliens hard story to smooth over

 

[Blazor]

He was jelly lol, had to be

 

[Blazor]

HAHAHAAH no shit!!!!!!!!

 

[Blazor]

Aint that the craziest shit you ever heard on a Tuesday night hahahaha

 

[Master Pu]

It wasn't a sex alien hopefully

 

[Blazor]

Hahahaha nah, just a green inflatable standard one

 

[Blazor]

4 foot though

 

[Master Pu]

That's bad

 

[Master Pu]

Lol

 

[Blazor]

Nigga be ridin' 'round with him in the passenger seat!!!