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[Lily]

He probably has a walk-in fridge in the basement. It's filled with all the neighborhood Mommas.

 

[Lily]

He's the Norman Bates of Ohio

 

[Breakfall]

Oh shit-dags…my Ragdoll cat just had a wayward crap all over its fur. Ooooooooooh!

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Lily]

My new little kitty doesn't know how to clean himself after a visit to the litter box.

 

[Lily]

I have to clean him up myself. I got him at the shelter and I think he was a little younger than they said he was.

 

[Breakfall]

I try to cut his butt-hair region to prevent this shit from happening, but it’s always a massive choir. I get very weak in the stomach cleaning up shit. I use a warm Chux cloth, but I dry-retch the whole time!

 

[Breakfall]

I need one buy one of those razor combs for pets.

 

[Lily]

Mine is just a kitten, so I use a warm damp paper towel. He's tiny yet, so I soak him in a little dish of warm soapy water. I then rinse him off

 

[Breakfall]

If I try to hold mine down in the water…my other cat wants to attack him. And vice versa.

 

[Lily]

Cats are something else.

 

[Lily]

Check this tool out that I'm ordering today by coincidence.

 

[Lily]

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[Lily]

Damn it didn't work, I'll pm the link to the product for you.

 

[Breakfall]

It worked. Cheers @Lily

 

[Lily]

Great. It's got great ratings and works for cats and dogs. It's in my cart at the moment.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Weeeeeeeeeeg

 

[Lily]

Weeg is crying in momma's arms.

 

[Breakfall]

Great. It's got great ratings and works for cats and dogs. It's in my cart at the moment.

I’m going to do the same.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Just curious but how would everyone feel about a vocabulary thread?

 

[Breakfall]

Just curious but how would everyone feel about a vocabulary thread?

Can we enrol @King Martini ?

 

[Lily]

I would like that. Is it going up in Random Thoughts?

 

[Lily]

I learned a new word from @Regan just yesterday, or at least I think it was yesterday.

 

[Flynn]

Vocabulary thread? Ohhhhh ESL for online idiots.

 

[Lily]

lol @Flynn They'll never read it.

 

[Flynn]

Which is sad. Everyone can still learn something. Myself included.

 

[Flynn]

But alas Lily, you're probably right. If some of these fucktards can't finish High School then they're definately not going to want to learn on their free time.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Vocabulary thread? Ohhhhh ESL for online idiots.

Don’t be a dick. Be thankful people are willing to grow still. My vocabulary is okish but definitely needs improvement plus then some of us could understand those who have a larger vocabulary a lot better. Let’s combat that “stupidity” that everyone calls out.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I would like that. Is it going up in Random Thoughts?

Yes and thanks for pointing out where it should go.

 

[Flynn]

mornin freeends except Lily and the DEVIL Flynn

@UncleDiLF can yoo take care of the DEVILS Flynn and Lily?

Don't fucking make me slap the momma out of you.