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[Breakfall]

Well done you cunt! @King Martini you made me chuckle…

 

[Master]

I once said she had sweater meat and she got all offended

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Oi thats not nice prove em wrong @The Countess

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Mexicans and sweat

 

[SHAMPAIN]

like coffee and milk

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Makes me thankful for having almost no tits.

 

[Master]

Yeah my gf said that was mean af

 

[Master]

After she stopped laughing

 

[Iggy McLulz]

The one with crooked eyes?

 

[Master]

Noooooo

 

[Master]

I haven’t spoken with that bimbo in years

 

[Iggy McLulz]

couldn’t resist.

 

[Master]

Arm candy

 

[Master]

I used to take her to the gas station to pump her head up before work every day

 

[Iggy McLulz]

My jail counselor had a wondering eye.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Couldn’t tell wtf she was looking at. Nice as fuck though.

 

[Master]

She got fired from Red Robin for dancing on the way to tables when she was hosting

 

[Master]

She was so stupid, she couldn’t remember the ingredients in a strawberry shake

 

[Master]

Should I keep going?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Ohhh lol

 

[Master]

The managers dummied down her server test to five questions

 

[Master]

One was what’s in a strawberry shake

 

[Master]

And one was what does Red Robin have on the menu that’s never ending?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I can’t say much. I can’t waitress. Tried and failed

 

[Master]

And she got both questions wrong

 

[Master]

Hun, a strawberry shake is ice cream milk and strawberry’s

 

[Iggy McLulz]

But then agar it was a VFW and some drunk guy grabbed my arm and made me nervous.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

*again

 

[Master]

Meh, she was hot tho

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Hot don’t mean shut if there’s no substance.