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[Blazor]

My cats normally weigh around 8-12 pounds (Male = 12)

 

[Adam]

right I'll try and remember to ask her next time I speak to her Lulz

 

[Adam]

I bet hes heavier than that

 

[Blazor]

Your cat has depression 360. It is eating its feelings away. You should give it love, not poison

 

[Adam]

but he did lose a bit of weight when he was ill, most likely put it back on tho

 

[Adam]

I'd be depressed too living with X

 

[Adam]

stained undies all over the place and dirty dishes constantly

 

[Adam]

LOLOL

 

[Blazor]

lulz

 

[Adam]

he's too tight to employ a maid

 

[X]

LOL

 

[Blazor]

I wonder if the kitty watches as he pees on his dishes. Prolly thinks "dis muddafucka bes' not piss on my dish!"

 

[X]

Maids make me horney I couldnt get one unless shes hugly

 

[Blazor]

That maid from American Horror Story season 1 was HAWT!!!

 

[X]

I bet hes heavier than that

 

[Adam]

I think you can get naked ones. Obv cost a bit extra tho

 

[Adam]

I might do it one time and film it for a laugh haha

 

[X]

 

[Blazor]

My wife was a hot maid lol

 

[X]

asian maids

 

[X]

can you guise fuck a bitch with ugly toes ?

 

[Blazor]

Hahahahahaah, I dont normally look at the toes

 

[Adam]

Aslong as she's hawt, sure. Toes and feet aren't a deal breaker for me

 

[Adam]

you sound like Freud LOL

 

[X]

I'm noy like a foot fetishist but fuck ugly toes

 

[X]

cute toes pointing up

 

[Adam]

u mean yellow toe nails and tht?

 

[Adam]

that would be off putting sure

 

[sweet tea]

 

[X]

yeah and 17 months of shellac and toes that look like ginger root all fucking pointing everywhere LOL