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Poor Vit mighty have to protect himself with broken shards of his Martini mug... should Oak show up at his door in a bloody Hampage...

Alas I didn't hang onto the shards.
I briefly considered gluing them back together but given the number of shards that looked too much like actual work for literally no benefit whatsoever.

But never fear; I do however have a wide assortment of "surprises" for any fools showing up acting like fools.