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[Weeg]

I am overlord and king of the UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Weeg]

 

[Weeg]

Rainbow Bridge refers to the death of animals, primarily beloved housepets.

and peeple tooo god dam it!!

 

[cw_]

So, I yelled at the universe - "I want to fuck someone I admire, is that too much to ask?" The answer was some bullshit about practical things and sense, so I tried not to listen.. Results for So, I yelled

 

[wizer]

and peeple tooo god dam it!!

Not in the generally accepted usage of the term.

 

[Weeg]

@RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©

 

[Weeg]

Not in the generally accepted usage of the term.

Yes peeple from AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cw_]

vVVroooom

 

[wizer]

Yes peeple from AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm.. I should know this then. My girlfriend is Australian. She's learned me a lot of stuff in the year we've been together.

Off the top of my head

"At pussy's bow!"

"Take it to the Til"

"What will you be drinking, I'll have a CAB SAV"

"Don't mind her she's just whinging" because she's "cracking the shits"

Damn there are so many more she uses all the time and I'm even saying them at times but I'm drawing a blank.

My brain is like a sieve lately.

She also refers to me affectionately as "Babba" not sure if that's a good thing or not.

 

[Weeg]

Hmm.. I should know this then. My girlfriend is Australian. She's learned me a lot of stuff in the year we've been together.

Off the top of my head

"At pussy's bow!"

"Take it to the Til"

"What will you be drinking, I'll have a CAB SAV"

"Don't mind her she's just whinging" because she's "cracking the shits"

Damn there are so many more she uses all the time and I'm even saying them at times but I'm drawing a blank.

My brain is like a sieve lately.

She also refers to me affectionately as "Babba" not sure if that's a good thing or not.

I like australians! Yoo should marry her!

 

[wizer]

I like australians! Yoo should marry her!

We're gonna go easy on the marriage thing. Been there done that.

Although depending on our future plans it may become necessary so she can frequent the US. Right now she has limited options as you probably know.

 

[cw_]

this is it

 

[Alticus]

I fucking hate YT uploaders who do that shit.

 

[Dove]

My butt hurts so bad

 

[Dove]

Ass cheek mrsa sucks

 

[cw_]

don't hate love'

 

[Cookie Monster]

The spider gave you a love bite, say thank you.

 

[cw_]

yeah. say ty. appreciate

 

[The Cuntess]

I love when Scouse goes on his Jew rants

 

[Seamajor]

A few dumb Mexican do.

 

[Dove]

Uhg. Im laying in bed. I took painkillers and they hit me hard

 

[Dove]

Squish is gone with babba until the weekend so i get some rest

 

[cw_]

what is this 'rest' you speak of?

 

[The Cuntess]

I’ve been bit by a brown recluse. Looked like those google pics. It made me sick

 

[cw_]

spiders don't bite me, ihave alternate awe

 

[Murdy]

or perhaps it’s because you taste exactly like your personality

 

[Dove]

Flea thats what i probably got bit by

 

[Dove]

The man is having the yard sprayed and he sprayed peppermint everywhere

 

[Dove]

I got in and got medical attention fast. Doc said if i had waited another day id be in the hospital

 

[The Cuntess]

I went to the ER. It was on my stomach. Nasty shit