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[Lily]

My partner has a dignified way about him.

 

[Breakfall]

@Lily cried? When?

 

[Lily]

He's not flailing around online about utterly complete nonsense

 

[Breakfall]

Is he black?

 

[Breakfall]

Lol

 

[Lily]

No, he's color impaired. He's white.

 

[Breakfall]

I bought a fucking house!

 

[Lily]

He said "it's only the heart that's black." lma

 

[Murdy]

I made leftovers!

 

[Breakfall]

He spelt colour wrong….are you Americunt? Lol

 

[Lily]

Congratulations. Does Barbie know you stoled her house?

 

[Murdy]

Dinner rolls with stuffing and a schmear of mash

 

[Breakfall]

Jesus you’re getting lame..l.

 

[Murdy]

Turkey, gravy and topped with cranberry omg I’m in heaven

 

[Breakfall]

Lazy bitch @Murdy cant cook.

 

[Lily]

I ate leftovers today too @Murdy

 

[Murdy]

Over priced pie for dessert

 

[Murdy]

I can cook your socks off, douche nozzle

 

[Breakfall]

Bought pie. Put in some effort ya cunt!

 

[Lily]

He's a douche nozzle...lololol

 

[X]

@Breakfall has such a wonderful woman, that's why he drinks so much and sits on the pooter

 

[Breakfall]

Douche? Biggie said your vagina smelt bad! Lol @Murdy

 

[Murdy]

That sounds terrible. I hope she smothers him with a pillow and puts him out of his misery soon.

 

[Lily]

Cut her some slack, she's desperate for a real man @X

 

[Murdy]

And he still hit every night for over a week. That makes so much sense.

 

[Breakfall]

Do you drink beer @Murdy ? Is that why it smells yeasty? Lol

 

[Murdy]

You know whose pussy smells? Breakie

 

[Breakfall]

Yours!?

 

[Breakfall]

Lol

 

[Lily]

Don't be fooled, he likes pussy that smells like kangaroo pouch