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[Breakfall]

And when I say, “play with myself” …I’m never alone.

 

[Breakfall]

Age? Dude…I’m 52 years old and the fittest white cunt in this entire forum!!! FFS!

 

[Breakfall]

Age? Dude…I’m 52 years old and the fittest white cunt on this entire forum!!! FFS!

 

[Breakfall]

Hold on….Im answering PM’s!

 

[Breakfall]

Music check….

 

[Alticus]

Doesn't matter how fit you are. Limp noodle is inevitable.

 

[Breakfall]

Limp? Dude…my dick bugs the fuck out of me. I need to take a piss every time at precisely 3:00 hours, and then my activity wakes up the cats, Smokey and the Bandit….I can’t get no sleep!

 

[Alticus]

 

[Breakfall]

It’s hard living amongst an intellectual family such as mine . It’s a Brainfart of unequivocal chewable molecular substance…in a nutshell!

 

[Breakfall]

At least I’ve giving to the world. I’m a giver…not a taker. It’s only the giving, that makes you what you are.

 

[Alticus]

how about giving me $25,000 buddy!

 

[Alticus]

How about giving me $25,000 buddy!

 

[Breakfall]

No…I’m supporting family in South Africa and I need to get them out of the country. My money has specific priorities these days. No hand-outs.

 

[Alticus]

And you call yourself a "giver"

 

[Breakfall]

I send money to my aunty and she buys wool to knit the homeless jumpers. I only contribute….

 

[Breakfall]

She’s the giver…

 

[Alticus]

All kidding aside, it's great what you are doing.

 

[Breakfall]

And that’s just one tiny little facet of the whole kaleidoscope….

 

[Breakfall]

Hey…I grew up poor. It’s the least I can do.

 

[Alticus]

That must have been awful bro. I'm sorry to hear that.

 

[Breakfall]

Too many egocentric people in this world.

 

[Alticus]

You got that right.

 

[Breakfall]

What? Being poor? Hahahahahaaa…it’s character-building!

 

[Alticus]

Well, yeah but were you thinking that way while you were growing up as well?

 

[Alticus]

I was fortunate enough to have grown up like any average kid with a family that loved me. You must be one tough mother fucker.

 

[Alticus]

Having to grow up the way you did I mean.

 

[Breakfall]

Back in 2000 I went into Zimbabwe and rescued my uncle’s family from Magabe’s trynanny. Some 23 years later it’s time for my multimillionaire uncle to return the favour and help my aunty and uncle out. Thrown out on the street at 75 years old.

 

[Breakfall]

It’s no different to being rich…other than taking food for granted.

 

[Alticus]

How many uncles do you have?

 

[Breakfall]

I’ve never bought myself a brand new car! But I can buy myself a brand new secondhand house! Lol