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[Breakfall]

Fuck keeping up with the Jones’s…they just a pretentious lot.

 

[Breakfall]

I’ve never bought myself a brand new car! But I can buy myself a brand new secondhand house! Lol

 

[Alticus]

Having a house is cool. Lot of care though. Are you and your girl having children?

 

[Alticus]

I only ask because many couples who are planning to make a family buy a house for the room.

 

[Breakfall]

When I met my second wife I didn’t want children. The ordeal I went through with my first wife make twice shy of the prospect.

 

[Breakfall]

When I met my second wife I didn’t want children. The ordeal I went through with my first wife made me twice shy of the prospect.

 

[Alticus]

Oh, I see. Relationships are very difficult when children are involved.

 

[Breakfall]

I regret the decision now…some 16 years later. Our cats are her children.

 

[Alticus]

Hey, nothing wrong with pets. They're as loyal as it gets and all they ask for is water and food.

 

[Breakfall]

@Alticus no dude…very difficult when your first wife was a promiscuous slut! To put it plainly. 5 husbands later.

 

[Alticus]

She cheated on you huh? That's low. People murder over that.

 

[Breakfall]

We call her Liz Taylor behind her back…me…the third husband and her second take the mickey out of her. Only the two of us impregnated her unfortunately.

 

[Breakfall]

@Alticus lol…”cheated”…how old are you mate?

 

[Alticus]

48

 

[Breakfall]

She was a dumb cunt….she didn’t cheat

 

[Breakfall]

She did us a favour.

 

[Alticus]

When you called her a "Promiscuous Slut" it sounded like an angry remark that someone who was cheated on would say is all.

 

[Breakfall]

Without having that cunt in my life, I would never have met my soul mate.

 

[Alticus]

So it all turned out for the better then? I'm happy you found someone.

 

[Alticus]

Myself, I'm considering a pocket vagina.

 

[Breakfall]

She was promiscuous no doubt….but I was naive and young. My first wife was nearly ten years my senior. I have a thing for older women.

 

[Alticus]

Me too. I like mature women.

 

[Alticus]

Download that category a lot on porn sites.

 

[Alticus]

Download movies from that category a lot on porn sites.

 

[Breakfall]

You’re 4 years younger than me…what have older women taught you?

 

[Breakfall]

Women have taught me everything sexually…

 

[Alticus]

I haven't been laid in forever so It's tough to remember. The ones I have been with aren't shy to teach you things.

 

[Breakfall]

It happens when you’re a pretty boy…

 

[Alticus]

LOL Far from that my friend.

 

[Breakfall]

So what have older women taught you son @Alticus ?