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[Lily]

I am lmfao @Brekfall...you make an interesting clown

 

[Murdock]

But you’re not my type.

 

[Lily]

I am lmfao @Breakfall...you make an interesting clown

 

[Breakfall]

A beautiful man is not your type?

 

[Lily]

Preach! I would be so embarrassed to be around him. OMG humiliating in public

 

[Murdock]

I like them young and perky

 

[Breakfall]

Or are you confusing ego with reality….?

 

[Lily]

He'd belch, fart and hiccup at the bar all at once

 

[Lily]

And stumble from the bar stool while peeing on himself

 

[Murdock]

I can’t promise him I won’t strap on and fuck him in the ass when he passes out in a puddle of drool.

 

[Murdock]

I’m gonna need a signed waiver before he gets in the door.

 

[Lily]

I demand video

 

[Murdock]

@Lily

 

[Breakfall]

@Murdy ."..öim hating giving what I look like…

 

[Murdock]

@Lily

 

[Breakfall]

Im hotter than anyone you’ve seen..,

 

[Breakfall]

Truth

 

[Murdock]

Wake me when I ask for pics….

 

[Lily]

Are you gonna use the same dildo you butt-fucked the last blowhard with?

 

[Breakfall]

Nice….

 

[Murdock]

It’s glass 7.5” long 3.2” diameter… he’ll be fine

 

[Breakfall]

Im still that hot!

 

[Murdock]

He’s been fisted before… the bootyhole has memory

 

[Breakfall]

Why would I Lie?

 

[Murdock]

Oh you’re hot alright… foaming at the buttcrack fiending for the cawk. Do you prefer black silicone?

 

[Lily]

What did you say you named the dildo again?

 

[Lily]

Buttfuckinator?

 

[Murdock]

 

[Murdock]

King Kong

 

[Breakfall]

Löl