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[The Prowler]

She's in our bedroom watching TV.

 

[Lily]

wah wah wah...fuckin' lame

 

[The Prowler]

Just down the hall...

 

[Lily]

You are literally all hat no cattle

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Who!?

 

[Lily]

Sure he is...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

jk

 

[The Prowler]

It's sad that you feel special about me "spending time with you"...you weirdo.

 

[Lily]

The Prowler of course

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

How often do you ref Prowler?

 

[Lily]

I don't feel special. You are giving me attention I don't seek. I find you repulsive. Your accusation are confessions, marano

 

[The Prowler]

3-4 times a week....

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Then how do you average 20 hours a day with your wife?

 

[The Prowler]

Shut up Lily. Go get some exercise. Do something about your shittly life.

 

[The Prowler]

Reffing only takes 3 or 4 hours.

 

[Lily]

Go find a man to satisfy your wife, cuck.

 

[Lily]

Clearly you aren't getting the job done.

 

[Lily]

Do you watch him drill your wife in the ass and then her face?

 

[The Prowler]

My wife and I went to the gym together today. Shot some hoops. She played tennis against a wall while I shot more hoops. Then we played catch...baseball...

 

[Lily]

Do you yank on your weenis while she gets drilled?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Dam P, you weren't lying. Math says you're with your wife 21.71hours a week...

 

[The Prowler]

I actually own't see my wife much tomorrow...she is driving about an hour pickup some stuff we bought...then I go jam with a woman friend of mine....then I walk dogs at the Shelter...then I am having dinner with some umpire friends...then I am reffing for 2 hours....

 

[Lily]

@SirSuperSouthern Would you fuck his wife so they could both get off?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Right now? Possibly...

 

[The Prowler]

Haha!!! Fat Lily is jealous of my wife.

 

[Lily]

You're a real pal @SirSuperSouthern

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

And you're being honest P...

 

[Lily]

No one is jealous of that heiffer.

 

[The Prowler]

My wife was only 47 when she retired.

 

[The Prowler]

Man, what a charmed life.