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[cw_]

I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW! X-(

 

[Murdock]

I’ve never had an STD.

 

[Murdock]

But this article is the why Ken has no junk.

 

[Murdock]

drawing penises with a sharpie is some shit a tweener would do

 

[cw_]

I always assumed it was for the same reason Barbie and Ken have no nipples.

 

[cw_]

Also, I've never had an STD either. *beams proudly*

 

[Murdock]

I don’t find nipples as aggressive looking as penises

 

[Murdock]

Escaping HPV in the 90s was a feat in and of itself.

 

[cw_]

of coarse not, ;) I was referring to the level of detail of the mold.

 

[Murdock]

But I’ve only known 2 women who have had STDs… one caught herpes in college from her boyfriend’s cheating and then as an adult one of my friends caught the clap from her cheating husband… which is so sad for both of them really

 

[Murdock]

I’ve been back on the one penis in my diet regiment since early 2021.

 

[Murdock]

I’ve also never had Covid

 

[The Prowler]

Hey everyone! Murdock has not had an STD. Ever! She said it right here!!! It must be true!!!

 

[The Prowler]

I actually believe her because the only men that would fuck her cannot get any other women...

 

[cw_]

 

[The Prowler]

Excluding the men she rapes....

 

[The Prowler]

Anyone remember High Flyin Brian?

 

[The Prowler]

Hahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Murdock]

that’s not true… my favorite fuck boy in Seattle was a pro soccer player from Honduras…

 

[Murdock]

But you keep living in this delusion that women with a healthy sex drive are diseased

 

[cw_]

*WHISTLE* Taunting and rule#42 violation. 10 yd penalty. Repeat 4th breakdown.

 

[Murdock]

I’m saying there is zero evidence in my medical records

 

[The Prowler]

Murdock is a fat pig. The only soccer player who would want her has a "Fat pig" fetish. Hahahaha!!!!

 

[Murdock]

to prove up your delusions

 

[Murdock]

Except there is another error in your theory

 

[The Prowler]

The medical records that say "Extremely overweight"?

 

[Murdock]

I have always used alpha male as a pickup line… an opener feeler really

 

[Murdock]

Notice all the men running around claiming to be alphas?

 

[Murdock]

 

[The Prowler]

Shut up, you drunk idiot. You make no sense.