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[SirSuperSouthern]

The employees there crack me up too - huge smiles and overly great attitudes...

 

[Lily]

Simple menu, fresh ingredients and relatively inexpensive.

 

[Weeg]

Lily knows all the menus by hart

 

[Lily]

I like people with good attitudes. Why do you want someone with a shitty attitude.

 

[Lily]

Just like you know all the dicks at the glory hole @Weeg

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Because I come here...

 

[Alticus]

Real Life Version Of The Game 'Getting Over It':

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

wtf

 

[Alticus]

It was an $800 pot and the host didn’t want them to break it.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

wtf

 

[Alticus]

He got stuck in it somehow. lol

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Did you make it out without needing the fire department?

 

[Alticus]

How fucking embarrassing is that?

 

[Alticus]

Fuck you too SSS lol

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Tell us!

 

[Lily]

What @Weeg got his dick stuck in the glory hole? Impossible...fake news.

 

[Alticus]

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You just complimented Weeg...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

If nigger dicks slide in and out of the saliva coated hole without problems but Weeg gets his stuck, well...

 

[Lily]

No, I didn't. Put your drink down. I said it's impossible. Why would I say it's impossible, braniacs?

 

[Lily]

Let's put your thinking caps on..

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Bald men always wear hats, even after entering restaurants and churches...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Some may even keep their hat on in the shower...

 

[Lily]

lol...

 

[Lily]

Do you wear a Stetson in the shower?

 

[Lily]

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Just in the rain...

 

[Lily]

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Hey Lily, I have some friends asking me if I wanna go collect spic scalps along the border. Want me to send you one?

 

[Lily]

I'm good, thank you. Sounds like you have great friends...