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[Admin.]

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over?

 

[Admin.]

"I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over?

 

[Admin.]

"I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over?"

 

[Fantom]

@Admin. That does sound splendid

 

[cw_]

TurboUNF

 

[cw_]

except I prefer stories with happy endings

 

[cw_]

the plaintive last sentence ruined it

 

[Admin.]

I blame Bill Murry.

 

[Admin.]

Doocy: how bad is your memory? Biden: my memory is so bad I let you speak

 

[Weeg]

mornin freends!!

 

[Seamajor]

Good Morning to you and all you Bastards.

 

[Cookie Monster]

@UncleDiLF been questioned by mods again I hear, apparently they have new evidence.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Afternoon you neo maxi zoom dweebies.

 

[Cookie Monster]

I will pay well for anyone who has the dirt on X.

 

[X]

LOL

 

[X]

He’s a fahgit !

 

[Admin.]

Hey guys, watch this….person woman man camera tv! Look at my big brain!

PWN3t!

 

[Seamajor]

Already?

 

[cw_]

Yes.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Yes

 

[reaper]

Awwwww the cock monster ran as soon as I popped on.

 

[reaper]

@Cookie Monster run-run as fast as you can.It's not like you've got a job to go to now is it lol.

 

[Admin.]

Kooky Cumster after watching the Tucker Felching Tour all night, he had to dash out for more lube.

 

[reaper]

ffs admin that's two funnys on the trot.Are you ok ?

 

[Admin.]

Just the fact's.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Weapy is retarded.

 

[X]

Cookie, what'd yoo do to capture two ball suckers ??

 

[X]

ffs sometimes I kill me LOL

 

[X]

not even on the weed yet AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA last time my Uber fare said the car stinks of weed

 

[X]

I got a thumbs down, OMG !!