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[Alticus]

Yes

 

[Alticus]

The ham sandwich has other ideas though. Mainly on Tuesdays in the buff.

 

[Breakfall]

Your politics is soft!

 

[Alticus]

What are you wearing right now?

 

[Alticus]

Whoa slow down mate! The bullets aren't red enough for the popcorn to butter itself you know.

 

[Breakfall]

What do you mean?

 

[Breakfall]

Im a Kungfu black shash! Löl

 

[Alticus]

I mean that dogs and kittens hate mustard except on rice ckaes this Saturday uptown and inside out.

 

[Alticus]

I mean that dogs and kittens hate mustard except on rice cakes this Saturday uptown and inside out.

 

[Breakfall]

Do you know what that is?

 

[Alticus]

You're telling me that you're a black belt in Kung Fu?

 

[Breakfall]

I attained a higher accolade than Bruce Lee!

 

[Alticus]

Do you know how many people I've spoken to online happen to be black belts? lol

 

[Breakfall]

I know…

 

[Breakfall]

please!

 

[Breakfall]

my name is Breakfall ffs!

 

[Alticus]

Please what?

 

[Breakfall]

im telling the truth halfwit!

 

[Alticus]

Seriously Breakfall, you seem like a decent guy. Do you think you should be drinking so much.

 

[Breakfall]

If Bruce Lee and I were to get into a fight….I would fuck him up!

 

[Alticus]

You're not getting any younger. Neither is your liver.

 

[Alticus]

Bruce Lee would whoop your ass bro.

 

[Breakfall]

You’re not that smart!

 

[Alticus]

Drinking almost killed me. I know what it's like.

 

[Breakfall]

Are you serious right now!?

 

[Alticus]

Serious as a heart attack bro.

 

[Breakfall]

I post when I’m drunk you idiot!

 

[Alticus]

Post when you're sober.

 

[Alticus]

Give up the booze and just smoke pot.

 

[Breakfall]

My infrequently presence should tell you otherwise…..