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[The Prowler]

High fiber diet.

 

[Murdock]

I talked about pegging a 20 something army medic

 

[Murdock]

I remain an anal virgin

 

[The Prowler]

is that the one that shit all over you?

 

[The Prowler]

I remember that story too....

 

[The Prowler]

I find all the anal stuff gross because of the poop.

 

[X]

Anal

 

[The Prowler]

Call me a prude, but I am not into poop.

 

[X]

Yuck

 

[X]

@Weeg likes a good ‘cave’.

 

[Murdock]

He did an enema first

 

[Murdock]

I don’t do shit broth in my expensive latex sheets

 

[X]

I’m wasting my battery here, and then maybe I’ll

 

[Lily]

What on God's green Earth are people going on about? Jeezus!

 

[X]

Miss a lucrative uber

 

[Murdock]

I feel like a hooker anytime I walk up to an Uber… John, is that you?

 

[X]

I deliver taco bell

 

[Lily]

I don't think I've ever taken an Uber.

 

[Murdock]

@Lily ass play

 

[Lily]

Why?! Are they boys going at it again?

 

[X]

I do Uber driving on Friday Saturday Sunday

 

[LotusBud]

I deliver taco bell

People pay to have Taco Bell delivered? LMAO

 

[X]

Unless my car smells

 

[X]

Of weed

 

[X]

Than I deliver hamburgers

 

[X]

And take fries from their bag

 

[X]

People pay to have Taco Bell delivered? LMAO

By me, yes

 

[Lily]

LOL...French Fry thief!

 

[X]

Ha ha

 

[Lily]

If I lived in your town, I'd ask the restaurant to staple the bag shut. I'm not feeding this fry thief!