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[X]

I got pinged with a $3 order yesterday, are they retarded, I don’t put my jacket on unless it’s a fiver

 

[X]

It was stapled

 

[Lily]

Wow, you can get food for $3? I don't think that's even possible here.

 

[X]

$3 delivery fee, I assume those ones are for the pakis

 

[LotusBud]

Wow, you can get food for $3? I don't think that's even possible here.

Not even a cup of coffee for $3.

Some friends of ours just got back from Atlanta. He was ranting about how he paid $21 for 3 cups of coffee.

 

[Lily]

Got it. I misunderstood.

 

[Lily]

Yesterday, when I made Chipotle for dinner...we compared pick up vs delivery. We saved $20 picking up.

 

[Lily]

It's much too expensive using door dash, uber eats anymore.

 

[LotusBud]

Literally Laughing My Ass Off At The Bald Guy.

So you no longer have an ass?

 

[BadBrad]

To evened

 

[BadBrad]

I don't smoke crack because you probably don't wash yours

 

[Lily]

Lol @Murdy I've seen that little vato before...so cute.

 

[Murdock]

He is making fun of his older sister

 

[Murdock]

I love this kid almost as much as I love this one….

 

[BadBrad]

Me,?

 

[BadBrad]

You talking about me?

 

[Lily]

@Murdy he's a cutie. lol He went to grandma! The Boss! And mom don't know what she's talkin' about.

 

[Lily]

My son was a little lawyer when he debated me when he was a little boy. He would make points, #1...blah, blah, blah...#2...then #3

 

[Lily]

And sometimes he wasn't wrong! lolol

 

[Murdock]

He’s like I know who your boss is, Linda

 

[Murdock]

My kids call me by my first and middle like my grandmother did when they don’t like something

 

[Lily]

My kids just roast the hell out of me. And that makes me laugh...and I get over myself when they do it.

 

[Lily]

lol

 

[Lily]

They're so funny.

 

[Murdock]

I bet

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

@Murdy your comment about someone's third eye being a butthole was fantastic!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

One day you and I may talk about things not meant for this forum :)

 

[Murdock]

 

[X]

Oi

 

[Weeg]

mornin freends!