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[cw_]

jail?

 

[BadBrad]

but I only have kafka's first name and none of the others anything and to my knowledge no one does so we can't even find out

 

[BadBrad]

Grylls yeah probably, but cigreting was an old man, jiggaboo was really successful and never got in trouble and Kafka was suicidal

 

[cw_]

death by made up pandemic?

 

[BadBrad]

so idfk but I wish I did cuz I like them all

 

[cw_]

My basement?

 

[BadBrad]

no these four disappeared in the last six months

 

[BadBrad]

I love cyber stalking our userbase when they disappear and find them on Facebook and shit and harass them to come back to our forums lol

 

[BadBrad]

but some people are really afraid of being doxxed so they dont' share their identities or real life names or phone numbers with anyone else cuz they straight pussy

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

What was the worst you've harassed aposter found at FB?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Was it enough to get them back?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I see...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

What exactly are you good at Brad?

 

[BadBrad]

No. I dont' actually harass anyone I just tell them we miss them, call them a faggot repeatedly, send them pictures of my asshole with a sharpie in it

 

[BadBrad]

Tons of stuff

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

haha

 

[cw_]

smooth move

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Then you have enough to do at home under house arrest? You some kinda poor man's handyman?

 

[BadBrad]

Fishing, typing, math, research, reading, taxes, accounting ledgers, reading comprehension, writing, fuckin people in the ass, power walking, drinking, selling drugs, firearms, swimming, cooking, jacking off, and filing customer service complaints

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Maybe clean your bathroom up?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

haha

 

[BadBrad]

college starts in 50 days for the summer semester, I'm going back to school to continue my education

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You can't fish from home, homo...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You dropped out earlier?

 

[BadBrad]

I did the bathroom this morning, mopped, wiped all the porcelain and tile, windexed the glass door for the shower and the mirror, swept and mopped and emptied the trash

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I like taking long walks, but the other day a senior citizen holding small weights blew right past me...

 

[BadBrad]

no I went to jail so yeah I guess I dropped out but I went to jail and missed exams last fall and couldnt' sign up for spring

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

How high are you in the math department?

 

[BadBrad]

my favorite thing to do is get head to be honest, that and clean weapons.

 

[BadBrad]

I'm studying applied calc BC this semester