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[BadBrad]

Not super high, my major is accounting

 

[BadBrad]

soy ou really don't need to go past Calc

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Ah, cleaning weapons is pretty fun:

 

[BadBrad]

I used to be a genius before I drank myself retarded.

 

[BadBrad]

ya I sharpen my knives and clean my weapons more often than I actually use them lol

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You and I are like twins...

 

[BadBrad]

but now that i am on probation i don't have any weapons :'(

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Well, you have knives...

 

[BadBrad]

ya I figured you were a homo too just didn't want to put cocks in your mouth

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Nah, I put the bottle down...

 

[BadBrad]

lol tf I have an armory my nigga, I just don't have any of it at this sober living house I have to live at for awhile

 

[cw_]

LOL

 

[BadBrad]

Like I always tell people on hot dog night, if you can eat the whole thing in one bite I got another one for you.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Yours would only take one bite?

 

[BadBrad]

I always bounce the hot dog against my forehead and say "Thsi makes it taste better." to whoever is watching

 

[BadBrad]

depends how big of a swallower you are player

 

[BadBrad]

I've gotten a lot of blowjobs in my life and I've seen some surprising shit lemme tell ya

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Like?

 

[BadBrad]

tiny ass girls who can open they neck up and just inhale and i'm like God damn head so good it make the snot bubble form in my nose.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Stop talking like an ape...

 

[BadBrad]

got the dick in they moutha nd they're licking my ballsack and I'm like holy shit that's really impressive, then you got other people who get like 1/3 of the cock in and gag lol I like that shit too

 

[BadBrad]

Sorry I'm from the city and unless I consciously try to speak right I speak in ebonics.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Speak correctly you fucking ape lover...

 

[BadBrad]

I really make an effort to not talk like that, it's easier when I'm typing to be formal but IRL I talk like a nigger.

 

[BadBrad]

I am a bit self conscious of it especially when I'm in college or around older white people.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

And you're majoring in accounting? What has this country become?

 

[BadBrad]

but in da moment bruh I just b thinkin about the sloppy toppy and my mind start runnin on me, ya know

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Fuck this I'm out...

 

[BadBrad]

Yea my major is in accounting. Uh shitty really, I don't know I"m a white guy who grew up around a lot of black people so I talk like them in some ways. I really make an effort not to though and most of the time I am aware of it enough that I don't come off as trash

 

[BadBrad]

u really going to sleep because I spoke in ebonics briefly?