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Oh woweee, woodys a’stealin mah girl right in fronna me
 
My ex girlfriend asked me to take Viagra, because she said for guys who don't need it it makes sex even better, but I accidentally took her narcolepsy pills instead. So every time things got steamy, I went out like a ligh
 
The only pills I have taken for sex were a couple molly's but that was many moons ago, it was fun, but the crash wasn't worth it.