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[Joe]

I got Covid about 8 months ago. I got on Plaxovid within 3 days, it wasn't so bad.

What were your symptoms @Lily?

I've come down with something

I hope it's not covid.

I think it's just a cold tho

 

[Lily]

I was sort of implying she wanted to sleep through it. I think you got that. It wasn't very kind of me though, was it?

 

[Alticus]

I shall petition to have you banned Lily.

 

[Lily]

I second the motion, @Alticus. I deserve it.

 

[Lily]

Clearly, I'm the worst sort at BF.

 

[Alticus]

lol I'm sure he's not offended. The forum is called Bastard Factory. Members expect this kind of talk.

 

[Lily]

I'm confident he's not.

 

[Lily]

@Woodstock seems to have a sense of humor.

 

[Alticus]

Do you know how many of my jokes went over like a lead balloon? lol

 

[Lily]

That happens to me all the time. I am taken seriously too often.

 

[Woodstock]

I didn't even see it the comment! Ooops, and yes... she did sleep through it, it was the damn CPR dummy! It's true!

 

[Alticus]

lol

 

[Lily]

It's interesting because my guy recently told a friend of his that I am a very funny woman. A friend he'd been out of touch with for over 15 years.

 

[cw_]

my jokes soar like teh angels

 

[Lily]

He said most women aren't as funny as you are. They get jokes. But they aren't funny themselves.

 

[Woodstock]

Dearest, Lily... Your wit dances like a jester at a royal court, weaving tales of laughter and mischief that leave me eagerly awaiting the punchline of each conversation!

 

[Woodstock]

OKaym maybe not that much, but still... you're funny.

 

[Lily]

Lol, well good. At least some males have healthy enough egos to take a joke.

 

[Lily]

It's rare around these parts.

 

[Lily]

Oh, well, he gets the real me.

 

[Lily]

Y'all don't.

 

[Woodstock]

4 months ago I thought I was about to get hit was a cancer diagnosis, so I honestly and truthful could not give a shit about what people say about me, to me, or whatever. I have more important things to think about than knucklefucks on a forum. LOL I like having a good banter with people, don't have tome for negative shit.

 

[Woodstock]

time*

 

[Alticus]

Don't include me on that "Y'all don't" Lily

 

[Alticus]

I get your humor.

 

[Fantom]

sup alticus

 

[Alticus]

Your highness

 

[Fantom]

 

[Fantom]

this is my 2nd day completely sober

 

[Alticus]

How's your quitting weed going?