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[BadBrad]

have you decided you want to be a contestant?

 

[BadBrad]

WHY

 

[BadBrad]

My mom got all of her friends interested!

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

The FCC said you're in some sort of "Do Not Broadcast" list and we can't go ahead

 

[BadBrad]

she was finally proud of me she said]

 

[BadBrad]

that expired!

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

They also immediately sent a "Cease and Desist" email threatening me with laser beams from satellites, so I had to let it go

 

[BadBrad]

:( my mom's gonna be so disappointed

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I think we're gonna have to go with @Weeg and the Capybaras nature docuseries

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Sorry that you disappointed your momma

 

[BadBrad]

again

 

[X]

Oi

 

[BadBrad]

hey x how you doing

 

[X]

Are you a cop ?

 

[X]

I’m bbqing

 

[X]

Did weeg say he like the ghay Miami clubs

 

[X]

Oh boy

 

[X]

@The Prowler whats up you cockoholic

 

[BadBrad]

I am not a cop

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

That's exactly what a cop would say

 

[X]

Oh, you got the 20 questions down pat

 

[X]

Right rancid, the dude is 5-0

 

[X]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Fucking narcs are everywhere

 

[X]

That’s the international sign to show your waitress you want more onion rings

 

[X]

 

[X]

It was such a lovely day so much so it’s got me saying words like lovely

 

[X]

Fucking with my bike that smell of gas and grease on my hands and her in my heart

 

[X]

No map no rules just a new way

 

[X]

I don’t like this new way, but for now I’m here, and should at least try to make the best of it