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[BadBrad]

are you guys gonna look at the sun tomorrow

 

[X]

Bradley….::: the sun looks at me

 

[X]

My golden hue is proof

 

[X]

AwwOoOOiOoooooo!!

 

[X]

Bradley!

 

[BadBrad]

I wonder if it'll fuck up my already bad vision to glance at the sun eclipse

 

[BadBrad]

yes I'm here, u just called me a cop so I was kinda hurt in my feelings

 

[X]

It will fiX it, stare directly into the sun

 

[X]

You are a cop, officer Phil Acraken.

 

[BadBrad]

no, i'm a criminal

 

[X]

 

[X]

You stabbed a defenceless aminal

 

[X]

One of my people

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

In an aminalistic act!

 

[BadBrad]

Yes I did

 

[X]

Officer, you still there ?

 

[BadBrad]

Yes, X.

 

[X]

Well, I hope he finds you and stabs you back

 

[BadBrad]

I apologized to him and gave him a toy.

 

[X]

Shure, he thought you were gonna get your cop buddies

 

[BadBrad]

nah I apologized to the owner hoping he would drop the charges but the state picket hem up

 

[X]

Did you know Alticus loves sex porn

 

[BadBrad]

to be clear i'm not sorry, his dog attacked my dog

 

[BadBrad]

so I used a knife and broke them apart

 

[BadBrad]

isn't all porn sex porn

 

[X]

Yes it’s his favourite

 

[X]

Weed porn, food porn

 

[X]

He like bushy porn the best

 

[BadBrad]

how should I cook some frozen brussel spourts

 

[X]

Honestly run them under cold water wash the ice taste out sauté in olive oil with garlic for a few minutes and add three tablespoons of chicken stock close the lid for a few more minutes