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Your attention please. The asteroid Apophis will not hit the earth in 2029. You may continue with your online shopping and porn viewing. That is all.
 
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I wonder if X will ever get tired of being wrong? Or maybe he's just superstitious and thinks if he ever gets something right the resulting shockwave from every sentient being falling over at the same time could unravel the universe?
 
I wonder if X will ever get tired of being wrong? Or maybe he's just superstitious and thinks if he ever gets something right the resulting shockwave from every sentient being falling over dumbfounded at the same time could unravel the universe?
 
Once this Cambodian chick I dated got pissed off and she poured nail polish all over my favourite shoes ha ha temper temper