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[Breakfall]

Tongue and mustard sandwich is the bomb!

 

[Breakfall]

Tongue must be juicy not boiled to leather!

 

[X]

Apparently my L5 S1 has herniated and SPLATTERED against my nerve the pain is immense it’s dialed down to a 4!

 

[X]

My garden is as unmanicured as DILFS dick bush I can’t bear to look at it

 

[cw_]

ouch :(

 

[Breakfall]

A mate had something similar and had to get part of his spinal column fused together for support.

 

[X]

Cortisone shots into my spine have been suggest also surgery which is a hard pass

 

[Breakfall]

Surgery is risky and not always a solution. But fuck…you need to be mobile or you just waste away.

 

[Breakfall]

Get second or third opinions. Same mate that got the fused procedure wished that he never went ahead because he’s very limited in movement nowadays.

 

[X]

Doc says the multiple hurts and healing over the lastb20 years has caused some scar tissue plus age factors to consider I worked way to hard in a job a lean tall fellow shouldn’t have been doing to much lifting

 

[Breakfall]

lol…tall lean fellow!

 

[X]

I remember I told my mom during my last injury I told my mom I’m a shell of the man I was, that was the last time she hugged me so hard

 

[Breakfall]

Leave the heavy lifting to us slightly shorter, built like a brick shithouse, solid fellas! Lol

 

[X]

@cw_ i would love to make dinner for you, no funny stuff either I know it’d be hard to resist me but dinner only

 

[X]

YES !!! Break, correct low center of gravity not to say short but not a fit green bean

 

[Breakfall]

Are the both of you two single?

 

[X]

And if my cat says you’re cool CW … we’ll, we’ll see no promises (:

 

[X]

Ha ha my buddy just texted me and said he ated a fuzzy laobster wtf lol

 

[X]

I am fraud to ask are you referring to cunilingus’sus

 

[Breakfall]

Precursor to sex?

 

[X]

I’ve heard of it called a clam but a fuzzy lobster

 

[Breakfall]

Fucking hell…this international dialogue!

 

[Breakfall]

Hairy lasso more like it!

 

[X]

CWs is taxo

 

[Breakfall]

Tax department?

 

[X]

@Cookie Monster hi faggot

 

[X]

No Breakfall, CW’s pun-pum is a taco

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Breakfall]

You just end up chasing them away when you talk about their front-bums!

 

[X]

@UncleDiLF broke his bent dick on a tennis player Barbie