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[X]

here we go again fucking spellchick

 

[UncleDiLF]

X, I heareded that Cock Monster is training for a box fight. And he punches dicks of gentlemen. Bigg stiFF bEEfs to get fit. What a swine

 

[Alticus]

Good morning denizens.

 

[Cookie Monster]

The Barbie kid is back, @UncleDiLF Dolls I Love Frottering.

 

[Admin.]

…is this heaven?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Again with the Barbie fake news? Go away, @Cookie Monster

 

[ESAD TIA]

@realgrimm the title fight the other night in a nutshell.

 

[X]

Yes @UncleDiLF cookie monster is also an eX Olympian, he winded GOLD on the triple cawk-mount

 

[Admin.]

Did I mention that I am an Olympic hopeful?

 

[Cookie Monster]

Barbie and Dilf, sitting in a tree, K I S SI N G!!!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Cock monster winded gold for cawk???

 

[UncleDiLF]

He is too extreme with frotting strangers meAT

 

[Admin.]

If you don't agree wholeheartedly that Trump looks exactly like Elvis, you have TDS!

 

[Lily]

That reminds me... @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© do you have an update on Louie?

 

[UncleDiLF]

@Cookie Monster are you into frotting or gooning?

 

[UncleDiLF]

I heardeded that @Lily is into gooning?

 

[Lily]

I didn't know you were starring in a movie @UncleDiLF. You're Longlegs, right?

 

[Lily]

Longlegs playing with dolls was the clincher. I knew it was you. You're a big creepy star!

 

[UncleDiLF]

What movie????

 

[Lily]

Longlegs

 

[UncleDiLF]

Is Longlegs a movie???

 

[Lily]

Yes. A horror film. Don't be coy. You know that's you.

 

[UncleDiLF]

From which year? Never hearded of it before.

 

[Lily]

It's new, 2024. I know you don't want to claim it, but it's clearly you.

 

[UncleDiLF]

I love horror movies, but skip todays movies before most are woke. Let watch that filthy trailer first, you sick people.

 

[UncleDiLF]

WTF!!! Trailer is scary! Why you guys watch dick movies??

 

[UncleDiLF]

I ain’t Longlegs!!!!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Sick .

 

[Lily]

Yes, looks like you, dolls...it's YOU.

 

[UncleDiLF]

I wont let another character assassination happen again. I ant no Longlegs. I ain’t a sick horror man