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Hangnail? What the fuck?

 

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Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more noun a piece of torn skin at the root of a fingernail.

 

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[Lily]

Yes. How embarrassing you have to look that up. lol

 

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Damn that’s deep whitey! lol

 

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Embarrassing?

 

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I’ve never heard of the term.

 

[Lily]

Yes, I am embarrassed for you.

 

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Why is a hangnail dumb though?

 

[Lily]

What do you call them in Australia? I dinky dorky doopy do?

 

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Is there a reason?

 

[Lily]

 

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Nobody has hangnails here in Australia.

 

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Hangnail!

 

[Lily]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

 

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Hangnail!

 

[Lily]

You know it's not funny, right? No one else is laughing.

 

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Oi @Lily you’re dumber than my hangnail!

 

[Lily]

I thought no one in Australia had...never mind, you are out of sorts.

 

[Lily]

 

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Hangnail!

 

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Oi @Lily my hangnail’s bigger than your hangnail!

 

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Fucking hangnail!

 

[Lily]

My hangnail is bigger than your small dick. It explains your need to eat pussy.

 

[Lily]

You can't satisfy a woman with your teeny weenie.

 

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Oi whitey…show us your hangnail!

 

[Lily]

I wouldn't talk about your dick if I were you either.

 

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Potato!

 

[Lily]

Small dick wonder.

 

[Lily]

Do you have a prosthetic you slip on over it for the wifey?