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[X]

Gardening is my connection to my mom

 

[Lily]

awww, that's sweet...it's good for the soul.

 

[Lily]

talk to you later, gotta go for a bit myself, enjoy your Sunday

 

[X]

She got old and wouldn’t leave the backyard so I made it incredible for her, she loved how the bevy raccoons would destroy things ha ha my mom was odd LOL

 

[X]

Okay bye LILY I’ll just stay here and talk to myself it’s okay

 

[X]

One day they say it’ll be okay but it’s not true, so you wake up and play the part

 

[X]

I used to be so good, on top of things you know ? Food prep on Sundays now it’s life is a congealed mess

 

[X]

I should just be bald and fuck it all

 

[X]

 

[X]

My name is X and I can’t stress this enough but I WILL try to let your cat that you say bites people

 

[X]

**pet

 

[Admin.]

Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.

 

[Alticus]

I gotta go. Volunteerint today. You selfish losers stay here and make idiots of yourself. Suck it!!!!!

Shoveling shit at the local petting zoo?

Hahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Alticus]

X: "Duh, am I good looking mommy?" X's Mom: "Yes, son. You have nice hair. Now wipe that drool off your chin."

Hahahahaha!!!!!

 

[X]

10 THOUSAND POASTS ….about us

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I know a guy who walked into a McDonald's looking for a job and said "I wanna be a Hamburger Helper"

 

[Admin.]

We are are an extremely important fact in the Forum Multiverse, it is only natural to be the subject of scrutiny and much discussion.

 

[Admin.]

We are are an extremely important factor in the Forum Multiverse, it is only natural to be the subject of scrutiny and much discussion.

 

[Weeg]

RIP CW, Dilfy and Breaky:(

 

[Admin.]

@Weeg maybe this Halloween we could have a seance and try to contact them.

 

[Weeg]

No thay are in Heaven now with Jesus. Only DEVILS can be contacted in a seance

 

[Admin.]

OK, we can use Ouija Boards instead.

 

[Weeg]

No that is 100% a DEVIL communication device!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Admin.]

Drum circle?

 

[Weeg]

No

 

[Weeg]

Thats gay

 

[Weeg]

and the DEVIL

 

[Admin.]

Animal Sacrifice?

 

[Weeg]

Nope

 

[Admin.]

But not a real animal, because that cruel