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I ate Filipino spaghetti it’s Allright taste like someone emptied the sugar bowl in the sauce
 
This friend I made in High School came from a large family, I'd heard him and his cute little sister mention "Mom's Spaghetti!" a couple itmes, so I was thinking this is some good Sketti! it was just the noodles and tomato sauce mixed literally with ketchup and maybe a quarter tsp of oregano....I politely finished. (Gag me!)
 
International Monetary Fund (IMF)
Office of the Special Representative to the UN.
Head quarters,

Letter Of Compensation / Settlement.


Attn: Beneficiary,


Please bear with us for making this initial contact through email, it is due to the urgency of this notification, since we are unable to reach your telephone line and to officially bring to your notice about your payment file in which you are listed as a beneficiary to the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and United Nations Compensation Program of US$10,500,000.00, this Compensation Program is organized Seasonal for victims of internet scams, disasters(earthquakes, hurricane, storm, fire), and elderly one(s) and fund payment delay in which your fund payment has been delayed by some unpatriotic officers.

In view of the above you are advised to reconfirm the information below to facilitate the immediate release of your fund.

1) Your Full Name:

2) Phone Number:

3) Home Address:

4) Profession:

5) Age:

6) Marital Status:

Thank you.

Best Regards,
Ms. Kristalina Georgieva,
Managing Director International Monetary Fund (IMF).
 
It’s beautiful outside today simply sublime my bike is purring and I’m holding up surprisingly and I haven’t even need the bottle I thought I would