2026: Year of the Vocaroo

[Weeg]

 

[Fredricka]

I really expected weeg to sound like bobcat

 

[Fredricka]

Well thank you sensi for that free lesson but all I had at my disposal at that time was my phone. It was a basic model and I used it's built-in mic which I'm sure was of the finest quality considering it was the cheapest one I could find. It wouldn't matter if Jesus Christ Himself used it. Even He would probably come out sounding like a pissed off grizzly bear.

I did mine on my phone, no excuses

 

[Weeg]

I really expected weeg to sound like bobcat

Meow! Oh shit that probably TURNED ON SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MrNiceGuy]

C'mon bro. Of course my voice sounds differently to myself then it does to others when they're listening. lol

Seriously. The way you hear yourself differs from others. Put yourself out there. Fuck em. To think you need a better mic? No. Bro. You need a better audience of less judgemental clowns. That is all.

 

[Fredricka]

Meow! Oh shit that probably TURNED ON SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was pleasantly surprised, you sound good

 

[Alticus]

Seriously. The way you hear yourself differs from others. Put yourself out there. Fuck em. To think you need a better mic? No. Bro. You need a better audience of less judgemental clowns. That is all.

Hello Mr :)

I'm not doubting your words but telling me this was like a Capt. Obvious type thing. I already knew about what you told me. I do still appreciate the advice though.

 

[The Prowler]

Plus....my wife controls our finances.

Whoosh!!!!

So your corvette is your wife's corvette? So sorry. Dollar late, seven months short. Your balls are in her jar.

You are so desperate....

Hahaha!!!!

 

[The Prowler]

Hello Mr :)

I'm not doubting your words but telling me this was like a Capt. Obvious type thing. I already knew about what you told me. I do still appreciate the advice though.

Now he is desperate to hear your voice.

That dude is needy.

 

[Alticus]

Now he is desperate to hear your voice.

That dude is needy.

I might pick up a mic sometime. I dunno.

 

[X]

I might pick up a mic sometime. I dunno.

Use your phone it’s really no big deal unless you’re hiding something

 

[X]

 

[Alticus]

Use your phone it’s really no big deal unless you’re hiding something

Are you serious? lol What could I possibly be hiding? Are you the resident vocal analyst?

 

[X]

Are you serious? lol What could I possibly be hiding? Are you the resident vocal analyst?

No

 

[X]

You could be hiding that you sound ghay or black

 

[Alticus]

I can't recall the exact thread but I did make one Vocarro post here using my phone but it was so long ago I can't recall the exact post.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Whoosh!!!!


You are so desperate....

Hahaha!!!!

Not really.

Joint finances are best.

Separate finances are mid.

You admitting your wife controls finances is cuck.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Now he is desperate to hear your voice.

That dude is needy.

I'm actually pretty independent considering my wife doesn't control my finances.

Try Again?
Y?
N?
Clique one to CUNTinue.

 

[The Prowler]

Not really.

Joint finances are best.

Separate finances are mid.

You admitting your wife controls finances is cuck.

It was a joke, you oblivious fuckwit.

 

[The Prowler]

I'm actually pretty independent considering my wife doesn't control my finances.

Yeah, you fuckin' imbecile, my wife bought a Corvette with the Z51 Performance Package because she controls the finances and wanted a car that she will never drive.

How can somebody so stupid be so confident while being so wrong?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

It was a joke, you oblivious fuckwit.

No kidding. You can calm down now little man with a belt for baseball batting.

 

[The Prowler]

No kidding. You can calm down now little man with a belt for baseball batting.

At some point when I see a drooling retard pissing his own pants I think the decent thing to do is clear up his confusion.

 

[Frood]

 

[Fredricka]

You sound like lily, growly

 

[Frood]

You sound like lily, growly

It's our elevated levels of testosterone...

 

[The Prowler]

It's our elevated levels of testosterone...

 

[Frood]

 

[Fredricka]

People swing from lily's armpit hair

 

[Reggie_Essent]

 

[Fredricka]

I did make a vocaroo, ages ago