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[Lokmar]

oak is so fat she uses a nuclear powered submarine as a tampon

Oak is so dumb she bought a solar powered flashlight

Like this?

That would be solar charged battery powered.

 

[X]

oak is so fat she uses a nuclear powered submarine as a tampon

Oak is so dumb she bought a solar powered flashlight

Like this?

That would be solar charged battery powered.

Hi JewtardO

 

[Lokmar]

oak is so fat she uses a nuclear powered submarine as a tampon

Oak is so dumb she bought a solar powered flashlight

Like this?

That would be solar charged battery powered.

Hi JewtardO

Hi there Cucknadian. How much Muricuh hind tit you suck today?

 

[Murdy]

Shush, lawn ornament...

Or what? Will you textually assault me to death?

 

[Breakfall]

Oak is so fat her belly button has an echo

What’s her headpiece like though? I like BBW!

 

[Murdy]

Oak is so fat her belly button has an echo

What’s her headpiece like though? I like BBW!

She is kinda cute…. intelligent yet moody AF with a dash of anger issues mixed with big alligator tears while she double fists Oreos if you remind her how badly the CO boys PI trolled the shit out of her way back when…

 

[Breakfall]

Oak is so fat her belly button has an echo

What’s her headpiece like though? I like BBW!

She is kinda cute…. intelligent yet moody AF with a dash of anger issues mixed with big alligator tears while she double fists Oreos if you remind her how badly the CO boys PI trolled the shit out of her way back when…

As long as she’s kinda cute she could’ve sat on my face if I was single. I don’t dig the moody part though...I’m moody enough!

 

[Murdy]

Oak is so fat her belly button has an echo

What’s her headpiece like though? I like BBW!

She is kinda cute…. intelligent yet moody AF with a dash of anger issues mixed with big alligator tears while she double fists Oreos if you remind her how badly the CO boys PI trolled the shit out of her way back when…

As long as she’s kinda cute she could’ve sat on my face if I was single. I don’t dig the moody part though...I’m moody enough!

I’m the biggest sweetheart or the biggest bitch you’ll ever encounter…. But that all depends on YOU.

I’m an undercover chubby chaser. I like em’ big BIG like 6’ 275+. I have a thing for a juicy hairy belly too. I’m a FREAK lol

 

[Breakfall]

Oak is so fat her belly button has an echo

What’s her headpiece like though? I like BBW!

She is kinda cute…. intelligent yet moody AF with a dash of anger issues mixed with big alligator tears while she double fists Oreos if you remind her how badly the CO boys PI trolled the shit out of her way back when…

As long as she’s kinda cute she could’ve sat on my face if I was single. I don’t dig the moody part though...I’m moody enough!

I’m the biggest sweetheart or the biggest bitch you’ll ever encounter…. But that all depends on YOU.

I’m an undercover chubby chaser. I like em’ big BIG like 6’ 275+. I have a thing for a juicy hairy belly too. I’m a FREAK lol

Interesting. As a bloke I’m fitter than most, but I like my women with a bit of oomph! I think it really all started in high school when an American exchange student did a couple semesters with us back in South Africa. She was one of the best roots I’ve had in my entire life. She was very good-looking, but weighed heaps...I’ve honestly never cummed so hard in my life. I obliterated the condom...it virtually disintegrated.

 

[Murdy]

@King Martini

Baby batter cleanup… aisle 12

 

[Breakfall]

@King Martini

Baby batter cleanup… aisle 12

I’m actually surprised that you’re this creep’s friend in all honesty? Did you know that he’s a latent pedodo? The Fortnite champ I shit you not! Fortnite! Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...yep! Teenager hang-spot.

 

[Frood]

Shush, lawn ornament...

Or what? Will you textually assault me to death?

I'll take a steaming dump on your head...

 

[LotusBud]

@King Martini

Baby batter cleanup… aisle 12

I’m actually surprised that you’re this creep’s friend in all honesty? Did you know that he’s a latent pedodo? The Fortnite champ I shit you not! Fortnite! Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...yep! Teenager hang-spot.

Oh, so now you're going to claim you have proof Martini is a PLEASE ASS BOX ME! because he plays some dumbass game? You going to drum him off the site because he's immature as fuck and plays stupid video games and you think that's evidence that he's a PLEASE ASS BOX ME!? Seek help, man.

 

[LotusBud]

Oak is so fat her belly button has an echo

What’s her headpiece like though? I like BBW!

She is kinda cute…. intelligent yet moody AF with a dash of anger issues mixed with big alligator tears while she double fists Oreos if you remind her how badly the CO boys PI trolled the shit out of her way back when…

As long as she’s kinda cute she could’ve sat on my face if I was single. I don’t dig the moody part though...I’m moody enough!

You and Oak together could start a named hurricane with your BS rage attacks. I think you should meet up. You'd probably annihilate each other.

 

[Adam Hitler]

No one has said a single thing that might belong in the "Lily is not Oak" column. Not one.

So, until I hear something convincing, Lily is Oak.

Just sayin'.

It’s not but if it makes you feel better thinking she’s here, carry on.

You say that and yet offer no evidence. It has nothing to do with making me feel better, It has to do with Lily posting a lot like Oak. That's all there is to it.

what gawddamn evidence do you want?

Anything more substantial than "It's not her." Something that leads me to believe I am wrong.

Like a damn affidavit from the owner? :facepalm:

Flea enough ffs! I know Oak is your buddy but this denial act is retarded.... I could list dozens of reasons why it's apparent that Lily and the salsa slug are the same person.

I suppose it's a mere coincidence that you have been allied with this Lily individual as soon as she appeared on here when nobody else knew who she was? And she just so happens to be a Democrat SJW with a foul potty mouth and bad attitude?

 

[LotusBud]

Martini's claim that Lily is Flynn is all the proof I need that Lily is Oak.

 

[Murdy]

(Looks at Rolex)

Maybe you and Strapin can have a "whose fake dick is bigger" contest over your stuff.

Maybe I shouldn’t post a pic of the 1300 dollar Nikes I bought my son then?

You think that's impressive? I think it's a sign of a low IQ and an easily influenced personality. Do something meaningful with your life. SMH

If I was easily influenced I would tell you straight up who Lily is, moron. And yes, if I can give my children everything they want I’ll do whatever I have to do to make sure they are happy.

Just because your father didn’t hug you enough as a child don’t project that shit on yours truly, and just because a 16 year olds shoes cost more then your car don’t hate on the fact I provide for my kids no matter what.

Buying 1600 dollar shoes is not providing for your child. It's ego fulfillment on your part, and very bad modeling for your child. No good will come of it in the end. Twisted values.

Providing for your child consists of healthy food, safe shelter and transportation, formal education, quality family time, and role modeling for upstanding behavior, not buying overpriced meaningless crap.

Are you daft, Karen?

My kids are well taken care of, honor roll students who respect others. And because they are not only gorgeous on top of all that, they get anything they want.

Im sorry, but your 1950’s, antiquated ideals of the family unit are dated. If that’s how you raise your kids I feel sorry for your kids.

And no offense, if you are American, and live in a third world country, you are a horrible parent for putting your kids selfishly thru that.

we’re you beaten as a child?

That's not a 1950s attitude, honey. It's just the attitude of someone who is completely unimpressed by people who brag about how much they spend on shoes, watches, cars, houses, or any other damn thing. It's meaningless crap.

Try watching this and then we'll talk. Seriously. If you actually watch it and can have an intelligent discussion with me, I'll give you my email address.

By the way, if you're not too busy bleeding all over the place can you take a moment to provide a suggestion on my new Luxury car?

3's a charm and I have this thing that I gotta have 3 luxury cars parked in the 16 car driveway that leads up to my 6 bedroom mansion with olympic size swimming pool & 8 person whirlpool spa inside the cedar gazebo.

no butthurt please

I have had my eye on the Mercedes GLB.

 

[UncleDiLF]

(Looks at Rolex)

Maybe you and Strapin can have a "whose fake dick is bigger" contest over your stuff.

Maybe I shouldn’t post a pic of the 1300 dollar Nikes I bought my son then?

You think that's impressive? I think it's a sign of a low IQ and an easily influenced personality. Do something meaningful with your life. SMH

If I was easily influenced I would tell you straight up who Lily is, moron. And yes, if I can give my children everything they want I’ll do whatever I have to do to make sure they are happy.

Just because your father didn’t hug you enough as a child don’t project that shit on yours truly, and just because a 16 year olds shoes cost more then your car don’t hate on the fact I provide for my kids no matter what.

Buying 1600 dollar shoes is not providing for your child. It's ego fulfillment on your part, and very bad modeling for your child. No good will come of it in the end. Twisted values.

Providing for your child consists of healthy food, safe shelter and transportation, formal education, quality family time, and role modeling for upstanding behavior, not buying overpriced meaningless crap.

Are you daft, Karen?

My kids are well taken care of, honor roll students who respect others. And because they are not only gorgeous on top of all that, they get anything they want.

Im sorry, but your 1950’s, antiquated ideals of the family unit are dated. If that’s how you raise your kids I feel sorry for your kids.

And no offense, if you are American, and live in a third world country, you are a horrible parent for putting your kids selfishly thru that.

we’re you beaten as a child?

That's not a 1950s attitude, honey. It's just the attitude of someone who is completely unimpressed by people who brag about how much they spend on shoes, watches, cars, houses, or any other damn thing. It's meaningless crap.

Try watching this and then we'll talk. Seriously. If you actually watch it and can have an intelligent discussion with me, I'll give you my email address.

By the way, if you're not too busy bleeding all over the place can you take a moment to provide a suggestion on my new Luxury car?

3's a charm and I have this thing that I gotta have 3 luxury cars parked in the 16 car driveway that leads up to my 6 bedroom mansion with olympic size swimming pool & 8 person whirlpool spa inside the cedar gazebo.

no butthurt please

I have had my eye on the Mercedes GLB.

Get it. I just bought one last month in black. A little too plasticy inside, but other than that great car

 

[The Countess]

No one has said a single thing that might belong in the "Lily is not Oak" column. Not one.

So, until I hear something convincing, Lily is Oak.

Just sayin'.

It’s not but if it makes you feel better thinking she’s here, carry on.

You say that and yet offer no evidence. It has nothing to do with making me feel better, It has to do with Lily posting a lot like Oak. That's all there is to it.

what gawddamn evidence do you want?

Anything more substantial than "It's not her." Something that leads me to believe I am wrong.

Like a damn affidavit from the owner? :facepalm:

Flea enough ffs! I know Oak is your buddy but this denial act is retarded.... I could list dozens of reasons why it's apparent that Lily and the salsa slug are the same person.

I suppose it's a mere coincidence that you have been allied with this Lily individual as soon as she appeared on here when nobody else knew who she was? And she just so happens to be a Democrat SJW with a foul potty mouth and bad attitude?

I just think running off posters is bad form. I’m entitled to my opinion.

 

[Seamajor]

Shush, lawn ornament...

Or what? Will you textually assault me to death?

I'll take a steaming dump on your head...

Do you practice on Frank?

 

[The Countess]

Do I even wanna know who Frank is

 

[Seamajor]

Do I even wanna know who Frank is

Dinky Diannas husband. The dude she have 5 kids with. WTF have you been? Pointed this out to you before

 

[Frood]

Do I even wanna know who Frank is

He was my hubby after I turned into a housewife and spat out 5 babies for him...

Seabs is still cut up about it...

...I'm sure he had a huge crush on the persona and beat his cocktail weiner violently to it...

 

[The Countess]

Do I even wanna know who Frank is

He was my hubby after I turned into a housewife and spat out 5 babies for him...

Seabs is still cut up about it...

...I'm sure he had a huge crush on the persona and beat his cocktail weiner violently to it...

fucking Freud. I love you to death

 

[Seamajor]

Do I even wanna know who Frank is

He was my hubby after I turned into a housewife and spat out 5 babies for him...

Seabs is still cut up about it...

...I'm sure he had a huge crush on the persona and beat his cocktail weiner violently to it...

fucking Freud. I love you to death

Ugh

 

[Seamajor]

Do I even wanna know who Frank is

He was my hubby after I turned into a housewife and spat out 5 babies for him...

Seabs is still cut up about it...

...I'm sure he had a huge crush on the persona and beat his cocktail weiner violently to it...

As the story goes. I’m way to classy for a beaten down Hermaphrodite.

 

[Frood]

Do I even wanna know who Frank is

He was my hubby after I turned into a housewife and spat out 5 babies for him...

Seabs is still cut up about it...

...I'm sure he had a huge crush on the persona and beat his cocktail weiner violently to it...

As the story goes. I’m way to classy for a beaten down Hermaphrodite.

When you thought I was a young sassy mouthed Aussie mum with loads of labia piercings and an adventurous spirit, you weren't classy at all....

...you were smitten!

 

[Seamajor]

You made me vomit Dinky Dianna

 

[Frood]

Your weeny that is...

 

[Murdy]

Sorry, but that was twisted hilarious.

Seamajor reminds me so much of my father <3