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Sorry, but that was twisted hilarious.
Seamajor reminds me so much of my father <3
That was mild... every 5-10 years I create a ridiculous persona and long haul with it.
The one previous saw me turn gay and marry a Thai national, adopt/buy a Vietnamese child together, split up in a nasty divorce and multiple hot curry domestic abuse food fights...then fly her back to her mum because we couldn't divide her in half in the settlement without a sharp knife and alibis...
I’ve been contemplating doing a gay male dual. I’m kinda getting bored of leveling deserving fucktards with truths and being a mirror for their own BS. Not trans tho. Just really really QUEER with lots of exuberant S’s and partnered up for an open marriage living in the Hollywood Hills. I think I’ll have them pay a surrogate to produce a baby for them using the an amalgamated baby batter cocktail so they can’t tell who the actual father is because they look alike. Name the baby Anastasia and gave them give her swim lessons in their pool while they are both wearing mermaid tails with jeweled Fendi glasses and feathered hair. I think that would be fun… but who would even touch those posts? Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmm
Spread out the reveals well and don't go too strong, people will believe anything...
Seaboobies is still trying to ankle hump me about a persona created in 2015...
VERY REWARDING! :)
Pays much dividends...
Pay? Own? Buy? Sorry DD only freeze dried dog food exists in your reality. Well stuck broke and stupid works too.
Have you ever looked into the science of freeze dried food or the monumental cost of buying it?
You must think it's akin to dehydrated swill.... like MRE's but without the moisture, chemicals and the ease of eating.
Freeze dried is perhaps the best way to preserve any sustenance....
Educate yourself....
I only eat fresh food. It’s in abundance here.
And what happens if you can't get fresh or any food?
We've got 8-10 weeks of freeze dried satchels on top of rice, beans, pasta, tinned vegetables and proteins....
We will eat. You will not.
I got a basement full of MREs and ammunition.
I am an American.
I hate MRE's but better you have them than nothing...
They are disgusting.
I had some when I moved down to MS a year after Katrina.
Yes they do suck. That's why they're in the basement until needed. Same with the ammunition.
Hey, just outta curiosity, do you have more ammo in your basement than other people? It's kinda amusing seeing people who had no ammo ten years ago, goin on now about their arsenals. And (asking for a friend) if the SWAT team comes for you, how many rounds do you think you can light up before they SWAT ya?
You leaving the rest of them to your kids, or what?
Drive on up and see. You're only four hours away or so.