Am I about to be banned?

[Omnipotent]

I may be in someone's face, but I'm not at their back with a knife, codger.

So you say. Who trusts you?

I find you to be the most untrustworthy person here.

Actually, I would like to ask you a personal question. I was wondering what do you do about your moustache problem. Do you wax or do you use a hair dissolver?

 

[cw_]

SO IT IS WRITTEN - SO IT SHALL BE DONE!

 

[Lily]

So you say. Who trusts you?

I find you to be the most untrustworthy person here.

Actually, I would like to ask you a personal question. I was wondering what do you do about your moustache problem. Do you wax or do you use a hair dissolver?

You're the person with the proven record for underhandedness, gorilla.

You're desperate to be relevant, when the truth is no one gives a fuck about you and any of the jackaroos in your unimportant country.

 

[Alticus]

I deem her Impotente from now on.

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Yep lol

 

[Omnipotent]

Take a chill pill or drink a turtle.

You have Lily now as your resident nut hugger. You've been promoted.

I would never be selfish and eat a turtle. Only selfish clods eat endangered wildlife.

 

[Lily]

You have Lily now as your resident nut hugger. You've been promoted.

I would never be selfish and eat a turtle. Only selfish clods eat endangered wildlife.

If you went outside and let yourself be power washed, some man might want you to gently cup his nuts too.

 

[Omnipotent]

You're the person with the proven record for underhandedness, gorilla.

You're desperate to be relevant, when the truth is no one gives a fuck about you and any of the jackaroos in your unimportant country.

Links to the underhandedness fatso..?

 

[Lily]

Links to the underhandedness fatso..?

Your rep precedes you.

I really can't link PMs I've gotten about you from people that have known you much longer than I. It's unseemly and unethical behavior.

 

[Omnipotent]

If you went outside and let yourself be power washed, some man might want you to gently cup his nuts too.

Power washing at 3 am in the middle of a Perth winter is very unappealing. Are you running out of things to suggest....lol

Next!~

 

[Lily]

Power washing at 3 am in the middle of a Perth winter is very unappealing. Are you running out of things to suggest....lol

Next!~

Well, there are only so many places an Albino Gorilla can be hosed down. I guess you could be taken back to the zoo.

 

[Omnipotent]

Your rep precedes you.

I really can't link PMs I've gotten about you from people that have known you much longer than I. It's unseemly and unethical behavior.

So you have no links as I knew you'd be unable to produce. You're just a pathological liar.

Sad!~

 

[Lily]

So you have no links as I knew you'd be unable to produce. You're just a pathological liar.

Sad!~

No, I haven't been on the same forums as you have for the last 17 years. I'll trust the word of Bonesaw and Garraty/Vitriol at the drop of a dime though.

You're the liar and have no morals, AG.

 

[Alticus]

Hmmm....this is getting a little hairy. I'm outtie.

 

[Lily]

Hmmm....this is getting a little hairy. I'm outtie.

Well, she is a gorilla, Alticus. There's bound to be white hairs flying around as she jumps up in down, pounds her chest and grunts in rage.

 

[The Countess]

I’ve been there since 2016. Freud and I were the first ones. I invited Cathy. It’s a chill place away from the chaos.

 

[Lily]

I’ve been there since 2016. Freud and I were the first ones. I invited Cathy. It’s a chill place away from the chaos.

So why did anyone invite Chaos 400lbs there?

 

[Omnipotent]

Hmmm....this is getting a little hairy. I'm outtie.

I don't blame you... porkzilla is a forum killer and sadly Bastard Factory is clueless on the subject.

 

[Omnipotent]

I’ve been there since 2016. Freud and I were the first ones. I invited Cathy. It’s a chill place away from the chaos.

It'll settle down again...

Keep the faith.

 

[Omnipotent]

I’ve been there since 2016. Freud and I were the first ones. I invited Cathy. It’s a chill place away from the chaos.

I have been there since 2018.

5 years.

I cannot believe 5 years has whooshed by.

 

[Lily]

I don't blame you... porkzilla is a forum killer and sadly Bastard Factory is clueless on the subject.

 

[Alticus]

I don't blame you... porkzilla is a forum killer and sadly Bastard Factory is clueless on the subject.

I gotta hand it to all of our female members for these pet names you come up with. lol

 

[Omnipotent]

I gotta hand it to all of our female members for these pet names you come up with. lol

I have got her down to posting single emojis ....

if you aim for the Queen,

you better shoot her.....

 

[Alticus]

The ladies of BF can be very scary at times. Yikes! lol

 

[Omnipotent]

The ladies of BF can be very scary at times. Yikes! lol

Hey... that is unfair... we are showing our best selves!!!

;)

 

[Lily]

I have got her down to posting single emojis ....

if you aim for the Queen,

you better shoot her.....

You aren't worth the trouble, all you do is grunt and pound your chest in rage.

 

[cw_]

I gotta hand it to all of our female members for these pet names you come up with. lol

Shut it Micrococcus.

 

[Alticus]

Shut it Micrococcus.

I had to google that. You're calling me bacteria? lol

 

[cw_]

it ended in cus, i had to do it

 

[Lily]

it ended in cus, i had to do it

Would crocus have worked? It's a flower and that might have been more offensive to a dude than a bacteria.

 

[cw_]

no, i think Alticus likes identifying as bacterium. more his style.