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Should UncleDiLF® cum back? 7 days vote (Vocaroo only)

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Dove

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You dont talk..... gasp..... Yankee do ya?

I speak a bit more midwestern than anything. Born and raised in Michigan but I've lived in 7 different states....still have a more midwestern "accent".

It's my darker complexion and I have super thick and very long dark hair. I call it my mane.
 

Blazor

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You dont talk..... gasp..... Yankee do ya?

I speak a bit more midwestern than anything. Born and raised in Michigan but I've lived in 7 different states....still have a more midwestern "accent".

It's my darker complexion and I have super thick and very long dark hair. I call it my mane.

Oh Yah! Ya dont be talkin bout Ranch dont'cha know. Lol. That kind of midwestern?
 

Dove

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You dont talk..... gasp..... Yankee do ya?

I speak a bit more midwestern than anything. Born and raised in Michigan but I've lived in 7 different states....still have a more midwestern "accent".

It's my darker complexion and I have super thick and very long dark hair. I call it my mane.

Oh Yah! Ya dont be talkin bout Ranch dont'cha know. Lol. That kind of midwestern?

Yeah a bit! Lol!
 

Blazor

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You dont talk..... gasp..... Yankee do ya?

I speak a bit more midwestern than anything. Born and raised in Michigan but I've lived in 7 different states....still have a more midwestern "accent".

It's my darker complexion and I have super thick and very long dark hair. I call it my mane.

Oh Yah! Ya dont be talkin bout Ranch dont'cha know. Lol. That kind of midwestern?

Yeah a bit! Lol!


Oh I can do you good lol.... voice wise lol.


Did ya hear the one I did of Biggie lol?

Thinking of doing one of Benzo lol.
 

Dove

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You dont talk..... gasp..... Yankee do ya?

I speak a bit more midwestern than anything. Born and raised in Michigan but I've lived in 7 different states....still have a more midwestern "accent".

It's my darker complexion and I have super thick and very long dark hair. I call it my mane.

Oh Yah! Ya dont be talkin bout Ranch dont'cha know. Lol. That kind of midwestern?

Yeah a bit! Lol!


Oh I can do you good lol.... voice wise lol.


Did ya hear the one I did of Biggie lol?

Thinking of doing one of Benzo lol.

Hahaha!! Nope but I'm gonna go listen now lol.

Big has a deep voice and a NY accent. Its awesome.

Here is some PI on Big. His father sounded almost exactly like Andrew Dice Clay. And he would fights with the dog every morning that were fucking HILARIOUS :LOL1:

He was so fun and easy to talk to. A very good man ♡
 

Blazor

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You dont talk..... gasp..... Yankee do ya?

I speak a bit more midwestern than anything. Born and raised in Michigan but I've lived in 7 different states....still have a more midwestern "accent".

It's my darker complexion and I have super thick and very long dark hair. I call it my mane.

Oh Yah! Ya dont be talkin bout Ranch dont'cha know. Lol. That kind of midwestern?

Yeah a bit! Lol!


Oh I can do you good lol.... voice wise lol.


Did ya hear the one I did of Biggie lol?

Thinking of doing one of Benzo lol.

Hahaha!! Nope but I'm gonna go listen now lol.

Big has a deep voice and a NY accent. Its awesome.

Here is some PI on Big. His father sounded almost exactly like Andrew Dice Clay. And he would fights with the dog every morning that were fucking HILARIOUS :LOL1:

He was so fun and easy to talk to. A very good man ♡

SHIT! Wish you had told me sooner lol. Everyone calls him a munchkin, so thats the voice I did lol. I can do a DAMN good Andrew DIce CLay! No shit!!!!
 

Dove

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You dont talk..... gasp..... Yankee do ya?

I speak a bit more midwestern than anything. Born and raised in Michigan but I've lived in 7 different states....still have a more midwestern "accent".

It's my darker complexion and I have super thick and very long dark hair. I call it my mane.

Oh Yah! Ya dont be talkin bout Ranch dont'cha know. Lol. That kind of midwestern?

Yeah a bit! Lol!


Oh I can do you good lol.... voice wise lol.


Did ya hear the one I did of Biggie lol?

Thinking of doing one of Benzo lol.

Hahaha!! Nope but I'm gonna go listen now lol.

Big has a deep voice and a NY accent. Its awesome.

Here is some PI on Big. His father sounded almost exactly like Andrew Dice Clay. And he would fights with the dog every morning that were fucking HILARIOUS :LOL1:

He was so fun and easy to talk to. A very good man ♡

SHIT! Wish you had told me sooner lol. Everyone calls him a munchkin, so thats the voice I did lol. I can do a DAMN good Andrew DIce CLay! No shit!!!!

Hit me up the next time you wanna make fun of Big. I can give you pointers lol.
 

Blazor

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You dont talk..... gasp..... Yankee do ya?

I speak a bit more midwestern than anything. Born and raised in Michigan but I've lived in 7 different states....still have a more midwestern "accent".

It's my darker complexion and I have super thick and very long dark hair. I call it my mane.

Oh Yah! Ya dont be talkin bout Ranch dont'cha know. Lol. That kind of midwestern?

Yeah a bit! Lol!


Oh I can do you good lol.... voice wise lol.


Did ya hear the one I did of Biggie lol?

Thinking of doing one of Benzo lol.

Hahaha!! Nope but I'm gonna go listen now lol.

Big has a deep voice and a NY accent. Its awesome.

Here is some PI on Big. His father sounded almost exactly like Andrew Dice Clay. And he would fights with the dog every morning that were fucking HILARIOUS :LOL1:

He was so fun and easy to talk to. A very good man ♡

SHIT! Wish you had told me sooner lol. Everyone calls him a munchkin, so thats the voice I did lol. I can do a DAMN good Andrew DIce CLay! No shit!!!!

Hit me up the next time you wanna make fun of Big. I can give you pointers lol.


Hahaha, naw, I dont make fun of Biggie, he cool by me, I just was doing a voice thingy for fun lol.
 

Dove

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You dont talk..... gasp..... Yankee do ya?

I speak a bit more midwestern than anything. Born and raised in Michigan but I've lived in 7 different states....still have a more midwestern "accent".

It's my darker complexion and I have super thick and very long dark hair. I call it my mane.

Oh Yah! Ya dont be talkin bout Ranch dont'cha know. Lol. That kind of midwestern?

Yeah a bit! Lol!


Oh I can do you good lol.... voice wise lol.


Did ya hear the one I did of Biggie lol?

Thinking of doing one of Benzo lol.

Hahaha!! Nope but I'm gonna go listen now lol.

Big has a deep voice and a NY accent. Its awesome.

Here is some PI on Big. His father sounded almost exactly like Andrew Dice Clay. And he would fights with the dog every morning that were fucking HILARIOUS :LOL1:

He was so fun and easy to talk to. A very good man ♡

SHIT! Wish you had told me sooner lol. Everyone calls him a munchkin, so thats the voice I did lol. I can do a DAMN good Andrew DIce CLay! No shit!!!!

Hit me up the next time you wanna make fun of Big. I can give you pointers lol.


Hahaha, naw, I dont make fun of Biggie, he cool by me, I just was doing a voice thingy for fun lol.

All in good fun, yanno?

We are all very chill people who just like the shits and giggles... despite the ridiculous drama that refuses to die lol.
 

Blazor

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You dont talk..... gasp..... Yankee do ya?

I speak a bit more midwestern than anything. Born and raised in Michigan but I've lived in 7 different states....still have a more midwestern "accent".

It's my darker complexion and I have super thick and very long dark hair. I call it my mane.

Oh Yah! Ya dont be talkin bout Ranch dont'cha know. Lol. That kind of midwestern?

Yeah a bit! Lol!


Oh I can do you good lol.... voice wise lol.


Did ya hear the one I did of Biggie lol?

Thinking of doing one of Benzo lol.

Hahaha!! Nope but I'm gonna go listen now lol.

Big has a deep voice and a NY accent. Its awesome.

Here is some PI on Big. His father sounded almost exactly like Andrew Dice Clay. And he would fights with the dog every morning that were fucking HILARIOUS :LOL1:

He was so fun and easy to talk to. A very good man ♡

SHIT! Wish you had told me sooner lol. Everyone calls him a munchkin, so thats the voice I did lol. I can do a DAMN good Andrew DIce CLay! No shit!!!!

Hit me up the next time you wanna make fun of Big. I can give you pointers lol.


Hahaha, naw, I dont make fun of Biggie, he cool by me, I just was doing a voice thingy for fun lol.

All in good fun, yanno?

We are all very chill people who just like the shits and giggles... despite the ridiculous drama that refuses to die lol.


Shhhhh! Dont bring that shit up in here! We having fun!!! Play that one I jus did for Benzo lol.
 

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Im laughing my ass off, I dont even know who to do next lol.
 
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Okay guys! All counts are in!

The UK Lords weren‘t very happy. I have a LOVE GORE:

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Sonn announcement!

PREPARE YOUR ANUSES!!!
 

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I've been through hell and back with someone that I met on a forum.. And yes, my voice is recognition. Like a fingerprint. Call me overly sensitive, or whatever... My life, family and pets have been threatened with death.. and it has taken me 3 years to break free of it.. ONLY because I have had to give up places that I LOVED to go on the net.. One being Reddit for photoshopping, as I can no longer ps there because I am tracked down. And another site, I have a mod that is kind enough to delete this person's accounts when he signs up. which he has had 100's of accounts. So? yeah.. My life has been a living hell with this person.

So it's all good.. Since it bothers you that I photoshop people here without my pic being posted... I won't do it anymore, except for assholes or people requesting a PS Hope that helps.
You know why the dude did what he did? Because he also knows you're an awful person. And he probably also found out you're a dude....
 

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Uncle! @Succubus just emailed me this! She wants you to stay too! Hahaha

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Southern lady, yes. Prissy like that.....ummm no. Lmao. I'm one of those "rough/tough" back woods southern bitches. Bout' like you.....minus the penis, lol. Although, I have done shit most men wouldn't think a lady would do. Hell yeah, I get down like that..... and yes, @X dick is mine.....all mine.....Thud and all. Hehehehe.....
 

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Uncle! @Succubus just emailed me this! She wants you to stay too! Hahaha

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Southern lady, yes. Prissy like that.....ummm no. Lmao. I'm one of those "rough/tough" back woods southern bitches. Bout' like you.....minus the penis, lol. Although, I have done shit most men wouldn't think a lady would do. Hell yeah, I get down like that..... and yes, @X dick is mine.....all mine.....Thud and all. Hehehehe.....


Hahahahaha, I figured you be like that, can be either a Southern Belle, or a real deal Country Girl, just depends your mood lol. I can impersonate a Southern Belle better, so I went with that hahahaha. You remind me of my Great Aunt in a way, shes always been my favorite family member. I tell my friends shes more man than most men I know hahaha.

Oh Im sure, "thinking of him makes you wetter than melted butter at a Paula Dean cook off" hahahahahaha.

Surprised X hasnt heard these yet either. X needs to change his name, I cant mention him with one letter for some reason.

I was drunk as fuck Friday night, I died laughing all night making those hahaha.
 

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Uncle! @Succubus just emailed me this! She wants you to stay too! Hahaha

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Southern lady, yes. Prissy like that.....ummm no. Lmao. I'm one of those "rough/tough" back woods southern bitches. Bout' like you.....minus the penis, lol. Although, I have done shit most men wouldn't think a lady would do. Hell yeah, I get down like that..... and yes, @X dick is mine.....all mine.....Thud and all. Hehehehe.....


Hahahahaha, I figured you be like that, can be either a Southern Belle, or a real deal Country Girl, just depends your mood lol. I can impersonate a Southern Belle better, so I went with that hahahaha. You remind me of my Great Aunt in a way, shes always been my favorite family member. I tell my friends shes more man than most men I know hahaha.

Oh Im sure, "thinking of him makes you wetter than melted butter at a Paula Dean cook off" hahahahahaha.

Surprised X hasnt heard these yet either. X needs to change his name, I cant mention him with one letter for some reason.

I was drunk as fuck Friday night, I died laughing all night making those hahaha.
I know!!!! I heard you laughing in them....you could barely do Biggies without laughing! So damn funny....and Shampains was spot on. Idk how the fuck you managed that one. Lmao.
 

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Uncle! @Succubus just emailed me this! She wants you to stay too! Hahaha

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Southern lady, yes. Prissy like that.....ummm no. Lmao. I'm one of those "rough/tough" back woods southern bitches. Bout' like you.....minus the penis, lol. Although, I have done shit most men wouldn't think a lady would do. Hell yeah, I get down like that..... and yes, @X dick is mine.....all mine.....Thud and all. Hehehehe.....


Hahahahaha, I figured you be like that, can be either a Southern Belle, or a real deal Country Girl, just depends your mood lol. I can impersonate a Southern Belle better, so I went with that hahahaha. You remind me of my Great Aunt in a way, shes always been my favorite family member. I tell my friends shes more man than most men I know hahaha.

Oh Im sure, "thinking of him makes you wetter than melted butter at a Paula Dean cook off" hahahahahaha.

Surprised X hasnt heard these yet either. X needs to change his name, I cant mention him with one letter for some reason.

I was drunk as fuck Friday night, I died laughing all night making those hahaha.
I know!!!! I heard you laughing in them....you could barely do Biggies without laughing! So damn funny....and Shampains was spot on. Idk how the fuck you managed that one. Lmao.


Hahahaha I know! Omg, the Biggie one, I had to do a Munchkin voice since everyone always saying that shit lol. All in fun Biggie! lol. I couldnt contain the laughter, I lost it at the end lol. "We need to stomp these soy boy motherfuckers into the ground! Im down here in Florida! Loaded to the Nines with guns out my ying yang! Let some motherfucker step on my yard!" or something like that hahahahaha.

And Shampain hahahaha. Oh that was a fun one too hahaha. "Dont make me put my kilt on, down a bottle of Jameson, and come after your wee ass with a hamma! I'll do it! I'll fookin' do it!" hahahahaha