Uncle!
@Succubus just emailed me this! She wants you to stay too! Hahaha
Southern lady, yes. Prissy like that.....ummm no. Lmao. I'm one of those "rough/tough" back woods southern bitches. Bout' like you.....minus the penis, lol. Although, I have done shit most men wouldn't think a lady would do. Hell yeah, I get down like that..... and yes, @X dick is mine.....all mine.....Thud and all. Hehehehe.....
Hahahahaha, I figured you be like that, can be either a Southern Belle, or a real deal Country Girl, just depends your mood lol. I can impersonate a Southern Belle better, so I went with that hahahaha. You remind me of my Great Aunt in a way, shes always been my favorite family member. I tell my friends shes more man than most men I know hahaha.
Oh Im sure, "thinking of him makes you wetter than melted butter at a Paula Dean cook off" hahahahahaha.
Surprised X hasnt heard these yet either. X needs to change his name, I cant mention him with one letter for some reason.
I was drunk as fuck Friday night, I died laughing all night making those hahaha.