Ask me anything while I’m getting my toes did

If we weren't forum siblings, would we bump uglies like ravenous dogs and what do you think our offspring would look like, beautiful?
 
Blue eyed Spaniard looking things. The boys tall and brawny, girls apportioned in all the right ways and places, and all a million times smarter than Jack Lo and Seaboobery...
Oh yeah. I meant to ask, did ya give up on that passport