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[The Associate]

The 70s. Discovery, enlightenment, music.

If ya had to leave, where would ya go?

Back to the valley. Tempe, to be exact. Can't be done, though -- I mean, unless I win the Powerball or some shit, and that's not gonna happen.

If you could have the ultimate perfect rendition of your favorite meal -- but it was going to be your last meal -- would you take it or just settle for adequacy?

 

[jack]

I'd settle for adequacy.

Who would you choose if you could be friends with a fictional character?

 

[Seamajor]

Alfred E. Newman

Oceans or Mountains?

 

[The Associate]

Oceans. Not a fan of seafood, but I like the prospect of freezing to death even less.

If you could break into the house of one of your neighbors and take a massive shit in one of their breakfast cereals, and it was 100% guaranteed that you'd get away with it, would you do it? If so, which neighbor?

 

[realgrimm]

Nah not currently and I live in apartment so it would catch up eventually..



If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?

 

[Niger Lover]

Nah not currently and I live in apartment so it would catch up eventually..



If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?

Nothing, I'm perfect.

Whats your credit card number, name and expiry date?

 

[The Associate]

Nothing, I'm perfect.

Whats your credit card number, name and expiry date?

Eunoam DeRunque; 420 69 911 8008135; OU812

If you owned a reptile as a pet, what species and why?

 

[Niger Lover]

Eunoam DeRunque; 420 69 911 8008135; OU812

If you owned a reptile as a pet, what species and why?

A lizard person so I could fuck it.

Have you ever stolen a car?

 

[realgrimm]

Yes, I used to take my ex girlfriends car while she was in night school


Do you kill bugs, ignore them or catch and release them elsewhere when they invade your space

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Eat them. Excellent source of protein.

Less filling or tastes great?

 

[Seamajor]

Budlite sucks.
Think it will rain today?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

By me? Yes, but it will be acid rain.

Who put the bomp in the bomp de bomp bomp?

 

[realgrimm]

Inspector Gadget


Is there hair on your belly

 

[Seamajor]

Yes.

Favorite color?

 

[Niger Lover]

Lime green. Favorite race of people?

 

[The Associate]

Lime green. Favorite race of people?

Inuit, because they're never surprised.

If you could play Monopoly with real money, who would die first?

 

[jack]

Why you would, of course.

If a gorgeous, nice smelling woman asked you to help her, would you?

 

[Alticus]

Depends on what she asked me to help with.

If you found a wallet with $500 in it would you keep the money?

 

[jack]

Depends on what she asked me to help with.

If you found a wallet with $500 in it would you keep the money?

I'd contact the owner first and have them identify it.

Is it hotter in the spring or in the country?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I'd contact the owner first and have them identify it.

Is it hotter in the spring or in the country?

Yes.


Which is heavier, The Great Wall of China or Mt. Everest?

 

[Seamajor]

I’d say Mt Everest, with all the dead bodies that lay frozen

Do big tits go with a fat ass?

 

[jack]

I’d say Mt Everest, with all the dead bodies that lay frozen

Do big tits go with a fat ass?

Sometimes.

Tits or ass?

 

[Seamajor]

If proportioned

Coke or Pepsi?

 

[The Associate]

If proportioned

Coke or Pepsi?

Coke; I've never done a line of Pepsi.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, what's keeping the lion from getting any sleep tonight?

 

[Niger Lover]

Coke; I've never done a line of Pepsi.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, what's keeping the lion from getting any sleep tonight?

European tourists.

Do you own a car?

 

[Seamajor]

Yes

What’s your favorite holiday

 

[Niger Lover]

Yes

What’s your favorite holiday

Waitangi day.

Did you go to university?

 

[Seamajor]

State College

How do you make $$?

 

[The Associate]

With India ink, Bond Paper #15, and a Komori Offset Press.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck before the woodchuck realized that's not something woodchucks are meant to be doing?

 

[Seamajor]

Ya stumped me

Do you like your neighbors?