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I’ve always hated it since my granny used to pick winkles out of the shell with a pin, they looked like big black bogies....


How many times a day do you pass a mirror holding your cat and say, look that’s you ?
 

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A few times. But the rag doll is infatuated with himself and looks at his reflection anytime he can. The shorthair doesn’t like looking at himself one bit. If you try to make him look, he’ll look everywhere else and try to get away. He hates seeing his reflection. They’re twins, but are like chalk and cheese.

Does your cat like avocados?
 
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I don’t know I’ve never thought to give her that, she likes cake though...

Would you eat a hedge hog ?
 

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Only if my life depended on it. Some creatures are too cute to eat.

Have you experienced eating a Bunny Chow?

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Adore them all. They all look Venezuelan. A fouled up country with beautiful women.

What time do the cows come home?
 
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Loads lol, I most think about the bloke who got attacked with a kebab knife and his hand flew through the air and landed on the floor, old bill came and put it in a bag, I couldn’t stop thinking about that lol...

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The time when a Xhosa woman was raped and clubbed flat into little pieces on the concrete floor by two Zulu men, then chopped up with a machete and fed piece by piece into the toilet. I was homeless and living in an abandoned servant’s quarter less than 200m away. It prompted my commitment to self-preservation and determination in this potentially evil world in which we exist.

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My dad used sighthounds for hare coursing, I saw them rip a cat apart when I was 10, I remember it screaming, it still haunts me till now...fuck let’s change the subject..

What kind of cake did you eat today ?
 
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My dad used sighthounds for hare coursing, I saw them rip a cat apart when I was 10, I remember it screaming, it still haunts me till now...fuck let’s change the subject..

What kind of cake did you eat today ?
Yeah before we was so blatantly interrupted by some fucking rude cunt...
 

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My dad used sighthounds for hare coursing, I saw them rip a cat apart when I was 10, I remember it screaming, it still haunts me till now...fuck let’s change the subject..

What kind of cake did you eat today ?
Yeah before we was so blatantly interrupted by some fucking rude cunt...
It stuck it’s arse butt into the works...now it wants to immigrate to Scotland! That’s fucked innit?
 
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My dad used sighthounds for hare coursing, I saw them rip a cat apart when I was 10, I remember it screaming, it still haunts me till now...fuck let’s change the subject..

What kind of cake did you eat today ?
Yeah before we was so blatantly interrupted by some fucking rude cunt...
It stuck it’s arse butt into the works...now it wants to immigrate to Scotland! That’s fucked innit?
Just wondering how long her Karen antics would last in Glasgow?
 

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My dad used sighthounds for hare coursing, I saw them rip a cat apart when I was 10, I remember it screaming, it still haunts me till now...fuck let’s change the subject..

What kind of cake did you eat today ?
Yeah before we was so blatantly interrupted by some fucking rude cunt...
It stuck it’s arse butt into the works...now it wants to immigrate to Scotland! That’s fucked innit?
Just wondering how long her Karen antics would last in Glasgow?
You reckon she might getta kiss? Lol
 
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My dad used sighthounds for hare coursing, I saw them rip a cat apart when I was 10, I remember it screaming, it still haunts me till now...fuck let’s change the subject..

What kind of cake did you eat today ?
Yeah before we was so blatantly interrupted by some fucking rude cunt...
It stuck it’s arse butt into the works...now it wants to immigrate to Scotland! That’s fucked innit?
Just wondering how long her Karen antics would last in Glasgow?
You reckon she might getta kiss? Lol
She’d get something lol..
 

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Not to much -


How many siblings do you have?
2 sisters here -
 

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What time do the cows come home?
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Just before the sun comes up and just before dark - - - - - - -