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I pay quarterly , on direct debit, gas electric water and phone bill,

You was given the means to open a sanctuary either for stray dogs and cats, or homeless people ?
 
Doggo gets the sanctuary
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Kitteh can sneak in too...
If you had $1 billion but you could only buy one thing
What would it be?
 
Years ago my uncle used to keep some pigs, I’d nicked my cousins bubble gum and climber over a fence sticking my fingers up at him, he shouted run and I was still teasing him till I saw it, a fucking boar they brought in to service the pigs, lol I’ve never lived that one down...
 
Years ago my uncle used to keep some pigs, I’d nicked my cousins bubble gum and climber over a fence sticking my fingers up at him, he shouted run and I was still teasing him till I saw it, a fucking boar they brought in to service the pigs, lol I’ve never lived that one down...

Ever had an accident while driving ?
 
Years ago my uncle used to keep some pigs, I’d nicked my cousins bubble gum and climber over a fence sticking my fingers up at him, he shouted run and I was still teasing him till I saw it, a fucking boar they brought in to service the pigs, lol I’ve never lived that one down...

Ever had an accident while driving ?
My worst accident was whilst perving at some chick walking beside the road and rear-ending a stationary car doing an illegal U-turn at 70kms an hour. I spun three times around and broke most of my fingers on that hand bending the steering wheel on account of the inertia. So yeah...

Have any of you ever dug half a hole?
 
Years ago my uncle used to keep some pigs, I’d nicked my cousins bubble gum and climber over a fence sticking my fingers up at him, he shouted run and I was still teasing him till I saw it, a fucking boar they brought in to service the pigs, lol I’ve never lived that one down...

Ever had an accident while driving ?
My worst accident was whilst perving at some chick walking beside the road and rear-ending a stationary car doing an illegal U-turn at 70kms an hour. I spun three times around and broke most of my fingers on that hand bending the steering wheel on account of the inertia. So yeah...

Have any of you ever dug half a hole?
Yup had to waterproof a basement


Does Jeebus carry you?
 
Yes - - - - - -


Have you ever play with yourself while driving or on a public bus?
 
My father doesn't have a grave - - - - - -

Do you like amusement park rides?
 
Neither..

If someone said they would give a few grand to a charity of your choice but you had to do something crazy to earn it, what would your charity be and what would you do ?
 
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Ever been in the military?
If yes which one - - - - -