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[TheHaze]

My sister just 30 minutes ago

Have you ever had sex on a roof top ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yeah but it wasn’t some sexy hotel rooftop, it was a building site.

If your shopping and pick something up, then a couple of isles later see something better, do you take the first thing back, or pick up the new thing and just dump the other one on the same shelf ?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

it all depends on what the item is , if it real big I'll bring it back , if it's a non perishable I'll hide it ...

have you ever siphoned gas from another vehicle ( w/o ) permission to use in your vehicle ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No lately, I used to do it all the time.

What are you favourite colour eyes ?

 

[TheHaze]

Root Beer Brown

Have you ever did damage to somebody's car and take off without leaving your 411 ?

 

[knife wielder]

I did damage someone's car, after the asshole slammed his door into my vehicle when getting out of the car, at Walmart. After he went in I kicked the shit out of his door and put a couple dents in it. I confronted him first but he mumbled something and didn't even apologize.

Do you like to read?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

No, I LOVE to read.
What do you want for Christmas?

 

[TheHaze]

Put my balls in Sharona's mouth and have her hum "God Bless America"- - - - - - -

If a good friend killed somebody would you turn them in ?
And don't say it depends- - -a yes or a no- - - - - - -

 

[MasterBlaster]

No.

Do you have a good friend?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yes I have 3.

If you started your own forum site, what would you call it ?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

Proper Butt wiping techniques or No More Mudd Butt

have you ever intentionally given bad directions to a motorist that asked you while you were walking on the street ?

 

[Scott]

Top o the morn, T
Once.. just to be a rebellious douche for laughs in front of others.
Do you think there is a soul that lives beyond our death?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No. We are made of energy, and our energy goes to make something else.

What would you rather die than do ?

 

[TheHaze]

Bury My children

Have you ever put a tack on somebody's chair ?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

No.
What’s the best prank you’ve pulled on someone?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Prank called my teacher when I was 10 acting like I was a woman having an affair with her husband.
How many sex partners have you had?

 

[TheHaze]

I am going by having sex with more than once- - - -3

Have you ever had same sex sex with someone ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yeah once, out of curiosity, did nothing for me.

Do your private thoughts ever tumble out of your mouth at inappropriate times ?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Of course. I like to make shit awkward. Would you strip to feed your family?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I’d strip for free, nothing feels more liberating than air around my scrotum...
Ever made soup?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yeah I make soup allot, can’t stand the tin stuff.

Ever wonder why humans are the only species that hate their own scent, we wash it off everyday while other animals are proud of their stink ?

 

[TheHaze]

Not all humans wash everyday and sad thing is nobody needs to point them out- - - - - -

Have you ever step on dog shit and walk around wondering why you keep smelling shit- - - - - - -

 

[knife wielder]

Not that I can recall.

Why does it take a longer time to charge a phone or tablet than it does for it to drain energy?

 

[TheHaze]

Because the charger put out less power than the drain- - - - - -

Why is the sky blue ?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

the same reason an orange is round
why do hefty woman have more facial hair than thinner ones ?

 

[skinofevil]

Pretty sure that's a carnival attraction.

Why are the tiny little airline size bottles of hard liquor tougher to open than full size bottles?

 

[MasterBlaster]

Because they are smaller.

Ever jerked off while driving?

 

[skinofevil]

Nope. Can't drive legally; I'm legally blind though not totally functionally blind. Which means if I do drive -- illegally -- I'm extremely focused on just driving and not getting pulled over.

Ever made up rumors about yourself?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

A few times, once when I was in Jamaica I called someone I knew was a fucking gossip, I told her I had just married a big black Jamaican and was bringing him back to the uk, he couldn’t work cos he couldn’t read and he was deaf, she believed me lol.

If they banned cars and everyone had to ride a horse, how well would you do ?

 

[Dageaux]

Not as well as some, I do know how to ride, but I havent done it in years.

Have you ever seen your eminent death?