Ask The Next Poster A Question ?

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
Site Supporter
Messages
9,909
My sister just 30 minutes ago

Have you ever had sex on a roof top ?
 
OP
OP
Swamp-Duck

Swamp-Duck

Factory Bastard
Site Supporter
Messages
24,946
Location
Mogadishu
Yeah but it wasn’t some sexy hotel rooftop, it was a building site.

If your shopping and pick something up, then a couple of isles later see something better, do you take the first thing back, or pick up the new thing and just dump the other one on the same shelf ?
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
Site Supporter
Messages
9,909
Root Beer Brown

Have you ever did damage to somebody's car and take off without leaving your 411 ?
 

knife wielder

Factory Bastard
Messages
7,044
I did damage someone's car, after the asshole slammed his door into my vehicle when getting out of the car, at Walmart. After he went in I kicked the shit out of his door and put a couple dents in it. I confronted him first but he mumbled something and didn't even apologize.

Do you like to read?
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
Site Supporter
Messages
9,909
Put my balls in Sharona's mouth and have her hum "God Bless America"- - - - - - -

If a good friend killed somebody would you turn them in ?
And don't say it depends- - -a yes or a no- - - - - - -
 

Mr. Whipple

brilliantly insane
Site Supporter
Messages
6,535
Location
Upstate NY by the Adirondack mountains
Proper Butt wiping techniques or No More Mudd Butt
ANOTHER-TOILET-TRAINING.jpg
17nogl.jpg
have you ever intentionally given bad directions to a motorist that asked you while you were walking on the street ?
 

Scott

Factory Bastard
Site Supporter
Messages
1,642
Top o the morn, T
Once.. just to be a rebellious douche for laughs in front of others.
Do you think there is a soul that lives beyond our death?
 
OP
OP
Swamp-Duck

Swamp-Duck

Factory Bastard
Site Supporter
Messages
24,946
Location
Mogadishu
No. We are made of energy, and our energy goes to make something else.

What would you rather die than do ?
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
Site Supporter
Messages
9,909
Bury My children

Have you ever put a tack on somebody's chair ?
 

Oliver Shagnasty

Honky Tonk Nigger
Site Supporter
Messages
5,176
Prank called my teacher when I was 10 acting like I was a woman having an affair with her husband.
How many sex partners have you had?
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
Site Supporter
Messages
9,909
I am going by having sex with more than once- - - -3

Have you ever had same sex sex with someone ?
 
OP
OP
Swamp-Duck

Swamp-Duck

Factory Bastard
Site Supporter
Messages
24,946
Location
Mogadishu
Yeah once, out of curiosity, did nothing for me.

Do your private thoughts ever tumble out of your mouth at inappropriate times ?
 
OP
OP
Swamp-Duck

Swamp-Duck

Factory Bastard
Site Supporter
Messages
24,946
Location
Mogadishu
Yeah I make soup allot, can’t stand the tin stuff.

Ever wonder why humans are the only species that hate their own scent, we wash it off everyday while other animals are proud of their stink ?
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
Site Supporter
Messages
9,909
Not all humans wash everyday and sad thing is nobody needs to point them out- - - - - -

Have you ever step on dog shit and walk around wondering why you keep smelling shit- - - - - - -
 

knife wielder

Factory Bastard
Messages
7,044
Not that I can recall.

Why does it take a longer time to charge a phone or tablet than it does for it to drain energy?
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
Site Supporter
Messages
9,909
Because the charger put out less power than the drain- - - - - -

Why is the sky blue ?
 

skinofevil

Undeniably Plausible
Site Supporter
Messages
2,194
Location
The Third Rail
Pretty sure that's a carnival attraction.

Why are the tiny little airline size bottles of hard liquor tougher to open than full size bottles?
 

skinofevil

Undeniably Plausible
Site Supporter
Messages
2,194
Location
The Third Rail
Nope. Can't drive legally; I'm legally blind though not totally functionally blind. Which means if I do drive -- illegally -- I'm extremely focused on just driving and not getting pulled over.

Ever made up rumors about yourself?
 
OP
OP
Swamp-Duck

Swamp-Duck

Factory Bastard
Site Supporter
Messages
24,946
Location
Mogadishu
A few times, once when I was in Jamaica I called someone I knew was a fucking gossip, I told her I had just married a big black Jamaican and was bringing him back to the uk, he couldn’t work cos he couldn’t read and he was deaf, she believed me lol.

If they banned cars and everyone had to ride a horse, how well would you do ?
 

Dageaux

Factory Bastard
Site Supporter
Messages
508
Not as well as some, I do know how to ride, but I havent done it in years.

Have you ever seen your eminent death?