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Your first girlfriends pussy

Best and worst State in the USA?

 

[Damaged Maven]

They all suck in their own special ways.

Worst vacation experiencce?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Barbados.

What was the last thing to burn your nose ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Left my glasses on the nightstand and tried to flip the pancakes.

Do you make breakfast?

 

[Dageaux]

Yes but usually not at breakfast time.

What is your favorite place in the world?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Answered and asked.

You don't know me very well, do you?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Nope

Do you know me?

 

[Jeannie]

Yes but usually not at breakfast time.

What is your favorite place in the world?

do u have an ac just for the bedroom?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

not in this house , central a/c thank God with the way we fucked the weather up

have you ever rented a horse without a guide ? we use to all the time but those days are over..we had a blast with no authority

 

[TheHaze]

I lived on a working ranch during my teen years and had horses and cattle etc- -- - - - -

Have you ever stole a bicycle ?

 

[realgrimm]

yup,grew up in the sticks so just grabbed em to travel then chuck it in some ravine



what your favorite beverage?

 

[TheHaze]

Fine Brandy but my drinking days are over !

Ever put a thumb tack on somebody's chair like your teacher ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Fine Brandy but my drinking days are over !

Ever put a thumb tack on somebody's chair like your teacher ?

Yeah and banged the chalk duster on her chair for a sexy white bum.

Have you ever had a panic attack?

 

[Seamajor]

Yes.


Favorite beer?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Bishops finger.

If you held a party at your house for all the BF forum members, who wouldn’t you send in invite to ?

 

[Jeannie]

the top 3 would be stinky, stinky and stinky.

if u owned a restaurant would u let a leper in?

 

[Damaged Maven]

My restaurant would be invitation only, with a long wait list. Only open for 4 hours 3 days a year.

Oysters raw, steamed, or fried?

 

[Jeannie]

none for me, they look like snot

whats the grossest thing u ever ate?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

the question IS ...WOULD YOU LET A LEPER IN ? invitation or not !

My restaurant would be invitation only, with a long wait list. Only open for 4 hours 3 days a year.

Oysters raw, steamed, or fried?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Only if he had an invitation.

Is English your first language?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

that " comeback " was WEAK and not at all good ...may we have another ?

 

[Jeannie]

Only if he had an invitation.

Is English your first language?

its like pulling teeth :facepalm:

BUT WOULD U EXTEND AN INVITE??

 

[Mr. Whipple]

Tonight's special at Mavens ..lepers eat 1/2 price

 

[Damaged Maven]

Tonight's special at Mavens ..lepers eaten 1/2 price

How can you have yer pudding if you don't eat yer lepers?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

....LOL ..you're ok Maven , you can go and sin NO MORE :EvilOne2:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Only ex lepers allowed.


If you could make up your own coat of arms what would you have on it ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Sword, marmot, rose, really large cock and balls.

Ever lived on a farm?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No.

Have you and your mates ever snorted coke off the back of a shared prostitution whore ?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

no ....but me and my Pal , Hoover will try it swampy ..you supply the working girl ...one you think will do the job well
not her tho...she has a funk about her...Question...have you ever accidently burped while kissing ( wifes / husbands don't count )

 

[TheHaze]

Never tried coke- - - - -

Ever try to do sex with a animal ?