Story Time
I have a frozen heart. According to some of the pics I posted of myself, I still get in random real fights to this day. Th'fuck you want, bitch? As far as on-line mouthing, I let whoever wants to step up pick the judges and anything else. I win.
Well, I've never told anybody about the horror I'm going to unleash upon you cuddle bears. Make sure you read it while the Sun is still up, like the hair around your nipples will soon be.
There's one poster in my long stay in the sewers of the filthonet that got under my old soul, repeatedly, and there was nothing I could do about it. Now, you kids know that you can place posters you hate on Ignore at any time. I'm not like that... anymore.
Woman. That's right, my invincible nemesis was a semi-cute little spic with her hair styled with gel, gooped doodles, and some highlights. Some posters even tried to be OK with the cunt. So help me God, I had to use the goddamn Ignore strategy. Fail.
You see, I'd be slowly rollin' and scrollin', minding my own business as usual. Then I'd come across one of her posts but couldn't see it because it was on Ignore, eh? Then my scrolling slowed until it reached a halt and began to scroll in reverse! You faggots seen Evil Dead 2 where Ash's hand gets possessed and fucks him all up? We're brothers now.
The devil in me made me click it, and read it before I would fall out of my fucking chair having another goddamn seizure. It must've been a coincidence because I only got them when reading her posts. Some left half my face dead for a few days, the other side later. That's how I learned to sneer with both sides of my mouth.
Then the biggest turd hit the smallest fan so that it'd keep flinging vile shit all day and day. Her real picture was revealed, changing us all forever. It's only natural to make fun of people for anything and everything, but not this time.
That's right, we were all rushed to the nearest ERs experiencing a tragic new body shut-down that doctors are still trying to discover the cause of. I hope to hell they fuckin' don't, then send all the other curious doctors her pic. We'd lose at least a quarter of our proud nation's docs.
Here she is:
SSS
- Make sure you get a quick look at your twat's momma before you marry.