Can someone please explain to me how having your ass whipped red and raw with a studded leather flail while wearing a ball-gag is pleasurable. I can't speak for anyone else, but I don't find that having an ass so sore that you need to take Advil just to sit on the toilet to do your business pleasurable.
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We can presume you either haven't tried it so have no frame of reference or wouldn't comprehend an affirmative answer because you did try it and didn't like it.
Yes?
Pointless thread is pointless.
Just sayin'...
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I once went on stage where this chick smacked my arse with a leather paddle studded with metal. I had a slight erection, but as hard as she smacked me, I felt as if it wasn’t enough. That was at a swinger’s club when I was single. I took an ex girlfriend there and she was eaten out by so many blokes that her Labia became puffy. It was kinda hot.
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I don’t feel any pain for some reason. Even at a dentist I don’t request the needle.
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I once went on this piercing site and pierced myself over 200 times to hold the record. Nobody has beaten my record or even come close. I had a sacral piercing an inch from my arsehole. I used a mirror to perform that one. It migrated out though. It was literally a pain in the arse to have.
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I amaze many people. You’re all lucky to have me actually.
Nah, I understand. I've got to start putting a little more thought into my threads.
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Have you ever been fisted by a woman? Lol
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I love being fisted by chicks. It titillates my prostate and makes me cum so hard!
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It’s not gay if you’re with a chick.
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If you have to actually say "No Homo" you've already overshared and should probably dip from the conversation for a while.
LoL
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You’re missing out mate. Trust yourself!
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Chicks always want to touch my anus for some reason. I do like it a lot I might add. I love going down on women and sucking hard on their rosebutts. It’s naughty and it’s nice. Awomen.
The only bizarre kind of sex I've encountered is one time when a girl asked me to suck her toes.
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I had a toe bitch once. I never got that. It’s funny….I’ll suck a chick’s anus willingly, but when it comes to toes, it just seems dirty to me??
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We just have the best sense of humour here! Lol
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that's what admin says
which is why he makes seamajor wear a wig whenever they're together
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I’m probably the most enlightened when it comes to chicks. I also hate diesel dykes with unbridled passion. They’re just wrong in so many ways.
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Good question.
Some ppl like to be dominated and treated like shit. Possibly stemming from childhood abuse and things of that nature, or possibly ppl just like being a sub.
Me personally? I like massage parlours with heated tables. Nothing beats a good rub down after a hard day of mixing cocktails for strangers.
True story- we had what was called a relaxation station across the street from the bar. All the servers, bartenders, and cooks would go there on their break because the girls there were experts at massaging your feet.
That's all they would massage, was feet. 20 dollars for 20 minutes worth every penny. They would pop and crack shit you didn't know you could pop and crack and when you came out you felt like you could work another eight hour shift.
And then they got busted for selling drugs.....
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Is this the type of shit kids are making up on fortnite these days?
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What’s up with that hairy shit on your face anyway? Just shave that shit off and play dress—up like you do on Fortnite champ! 
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Jesus Christ!!! :GdBy:
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There used to be 3 woman renting a house in my street, they was whores lol,they never took men to the house, they went off somewhere. I had a smoke with them a few times and the story’s they told me, well I was on the floor laughing. One bloke would lay under a glass coffee table while she shit on top, another one she slid a vibrator up his arse while he had a wank, there’s some proper weirdos out there , I don’t think I could have ever been a whore, I’d be laughing to much.
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I draw the line when it comes to shit. But I used to have a weirdo mate that used to get prostitutes to chest on his chest. Fucking off!
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Back to the topic at hand;
When I got outta college I started working at this hole in the ground bar as a bartender. One of my first gigs bartending and the place was slow as shit so I just learned how to free pour like a boss and mix drinks on my down time which was most of the time.
There was this one hostess, she was a little weird but was hot as fuck, and then there was this chubby one who nobody liked. She wanted to be an ESPN anchor and if that didn't scream butch I don't know what to tell you. They were friends and you could tell they liked each other's company.
One night closing up the bar, they asked me if I wanted to go to some house party. I was like "sure, why not?". I had made a couple bucks so if I got wrecked there was a Holliday inn close by.
Get to this party and it's like that hippy party in Midnight Cowboy. Weird music, creepy ppl, everything but the cold cuts. There was a pool and it was like two floors of debauchery just happening right in front of me. I was impressed that the cops never showed up.
My first mistake was, I didn't know anybody there. I went to this shindig blind and only because I wanted to bang the hot chick. When you bartend you have to have that alpha vibe and I didn't turn that off and it obviously made the other guys there uncomfortable. So I could only talk to the girls, which was fucked up considering wanted to bang the weird hostess.
I walk into the living room looking for the keg and there's a shit ton of ppl gathered around the TV watching torture porn. Girls covered in clothes pins with what looked like unicorn horns shoved in every orriface. The chubby hostess was watching that shit until she spilled her drink and everyone started calling her names.
I take off back into the actual party and the hot hostess was in the pool making out with some chick. Dejected, I just went home.
Few years later, the hot hostess was working at Disney land in one of those suits. Like she was Mickey mouse or something. That was her dream and if she accomplished that you really can't knock her for achieving her dream.
I'm walking in the mall one day and I ran across the chubby hostess, this was like five years and two jobs later. She was a fucking babe. Like a 9 out of ten. I told her we should go out sometime and she looked at me and said;
" I remember what you said to me when I spilled that drink at that party. Fuck off"
I went home after that.
When I got outta college I started working at this hole in the ground bar as a bartender. One of my first gigs bartending and the place was slow as shit so I just learned how to free pour like a boss and mix drinks on my down time which was most of the time.
There was this one hostess, she was a little weird but was hot as fuck, and then there was this chubby one who nobody liked. She wanted to be an ESPN anchor and if that didn't scream butch I don't know what to tell you. They were friends and you could tell they liked each other's company.
One night closing up the bar, they asked me if I wanted to go to some house party. I was like "sure, why not?". I had made a couple bucks so if I got wrecked there was a Holliday inn close by.
Get to this party and it's like that hippy party in Midnight Cowboy. Weird music, creepy ppl, everything but the cold cuts. There was a pool and it was like two floors of debauchery just happening right in front of me. I was impressed that the cops never showed up.
My first mistake was, I didn't know anybody there. I went to this shindig blind and only because I wanted to bang the hot chick. When you bartend you have to have that alpha vibe and I didn't turn that off and it obviously made the other guys there uncomfortable. So I could only talk to the girls, which was fucked up considering wanted to bang the weird hostess.
I walk into the living room looking for the keg and there's a shit ton of ppl gathered around the TV watching torture porn. Girls covered in clothes pins with what looked like unicorn horns shoved in every orriface. The chubby hostess was watching that shit until she spilled her drink and everyone started calling her names.
I take off back into the actual party and the hot hostess was in the pool making out with some chick. Dejected, I just went home.
Few years later, the hot hostess was working at Disney land in one of those suits. Like she was Mickey mouse or something. That was her dream and if she accomplished that you really can't knock her for achieving her dream.
I'm walking in the mall one day and I ran across the chubby hostess, this was like five years and two jobs later. She was a fucking babe. Like a 9 out of ten. I told her we should go out sometime and she looked at me and said;
" I remember what you said to me when I spilled that drink at that party. Fuck off"
I went home after that.
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